Everywhere I turn, BOOBS!

It all started a little over a month ago when after about 6 days in a row of temps in the upper 90's my 16 year old said "f-It" and since then has worn only panties when at home. At first she would hide her boobs when we would run into each other and I of course would avert my gaze. Now she doesn't even attempt to cover anything. So after she started that and after the third day of temps over 100 my twelve year old also adopted the "panties only" dress code and my 19 year old prefers to keep the bra on, even though her boobs spill out of it.

My wife has adopted a different approach. She is more comfortable without anything on the bottom, so she will wear her bra and a shirt and be naked from the waist down.

What's a fellow supposed to do?

It's going to be in the 90's again today, *sigh* more uncomfortable boob encounters I guess.

 

pics or it didnt happen (of 19 year-old for obvious reasons)


wife can come too

 

Daughter boobs would creep me out.

 

This is the kind of thread usually posted by someone with a total number of 1 post.

 

Yeah I'm kinda surprised NoxiousGas is pullin this one out. Must be real. Still no pics.

 

Yeah it's real, which is exactly why I'm not gonna post pics of my kids and wife.
You will have to resort to your imagination, but I will tell you all the women in our family have been booby blessed if that helps.

 

*fap fap fap fap*

 

Avert your gaze? Tell your girls they arent six any longer and put some clothes on. Fucking weirdo talking about his children's boobs, one of who is a minor. Wtf is wrong with people?

 

he's talking about how it makes him uncomfortable, not how he wants to fuck his kids or something.

 

Put them to work.



Enough spinning boob tassels in the house could cut some $$ off your electric bill. No need to run the A/C all summer.

:2thumbsup:

 

To make it not weird, you should get almost naked too.


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Or would that make it worse? I really have no grasp of social customs whatsoever.

 

Mammary glands are for milk anyhoo....;-)

 

Not yet, anyway.

 

quoted for reiteration

 

Eeewwwww.
Nope, Noxious don't diddle kiddies, especially not my own.

Now on the other hand I do know what to do with the wife running around naked from the waist down.

 

anybody know where I can buy sense's of humor by the dozen?
I just added Frieden to my X-Mas list of those in dire need of one and that put me over 2 dozen and there's still a couple months before X-Mas.
Guess I'm gonna have to start buying in bulk like I do the Purina Troll Chow.

 

Speaking of which where's my share?

You've been holding out on me for weeks.

 

At least post some clothed pics so we can sort of try to imagine.

 

They May Be Small Now, But Never Lose Sight Of The Fact That When They

Nourished You For Many Months, They Were Huge, And Gave You A

Natural And Healthy Start To Life....



Cheers Glen.