Survey people, survey...

that would be kinda sad

 

I'm not always horny, I'm just always in the mood for sex. There's a difference :sunglasse

 

when i was a young buck, i was horny all the time...then i found masturbation and my problems were cured

 

1. Am I horny...? No.



2. Do I enjoy porn? Some of it, but not that much and not as much as I used to.



3. What are my thoughts on marriage? OK for some people, but not for me right now--something I might want to do later.



4. Do I believe in....? No.



5. What is one thing I couldn't live without...? Only one? sheesh! Good companionship, but I've been struggling along without it for almost too long.



6. What song could I listen to over and over? I'd get sick of any song over and over.



7. Am I afraid of elevators? No.

8. Am I scared of dying? No, not if there is no pain involved, but I try to stay alive just the same.

9. Do I prefer dogs or cats? Dogs.

10. Who is someone that inspires me? My older sister.

11. Who is someone I wish would fall off the face of the earth? Karl Rove.

12. Do I think TV is evil? No, but what people do with it can be.

13. Do I think Dr. Phil is evil? No.

14. What is my passion? Knowledge, truth, travel, communication.

15. Would I like to add anything? No, thank you.

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? Um... yeah.

2) Do you enjoy porn? Sure.

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? I'd be afraid to rush into it, but it could be a good thing.

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? Nah...

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) Kayla's orgasmic surverys

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? None... I would get tired of any song eventually.

7) Are you afraid of elavators? No... I loved them as a kid.

8) Are you scared of dying? No, not really.

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? Hmm... cats. They're usually nicer than dogs, and they don't often bite.

10) Who is someone that inspires you? Michael Ruppert.

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Dick Cheney.

12) Do you think TV is evil? Sometimes, but not really.

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? No, but I think he's a joke.

14) What is your passion? Music.

15) Would you like to add anything? No, no thank you.

This was... fun.

 

thank you all for your participation.. you will recieve your pennies in the mail...

 

Ooh, how many will we be receiving?

 

Four, four shiny pennies.. And you shall spend them wisely

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? :X Yup-a-roni!

2) Do you enjoy porn? Oh yes. Especially gay man porn.

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? Meh....marriage is for the birds.

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? All except happy endings, they just don't happen.

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here )
My boobs. I'm not sure what I would do without them. They're there to play with when I'm bored.

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life?
The sausage song by Tom Green.

7) Are you afraid of elavators?
I had sex in an elevator last year. Needless to say, it wasn't very long or even that good.

8) Are you scared of dying?
I'd love to die. It would be a new experience.

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Chihuauas.

10) Who is someone that inspires you?
Courtney Love inspires me to be famous so I can kill her when I get that way and meet her.

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? This chic I know named Sarah. I'd like to be the one to push her off of the face of the earth, but if she has to fall....


12) Do you think TV is evil? No. It's a good learning experience. Everytime it's turned on, I grab a good book and read. (I forget who said that and I'm too lazy to look it up.)

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? Dr. Phil is a fat ass trying to tell fat people how to lose weight.

14) What is your passion? Maybe one day being a tattooist/piercer/body modifier/stripper.

15) Would you like to add anything? I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth.

 

That's a lot of cash... that's like drug money!

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? Always!!!

2) Do you enjoy porn? Porn? Where? Turn it on! No kiddie porn or amiaml shit though. No softcore either. Why Bother?

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? A wonderful thing. Takes a lot of work, communication and HONESTY a must. Great kinky sex helps too!

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? No, No, No, Yes, and Yes

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) The White Album.

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? Dear Prudence(Beatles) and Morning Dew(Grateful Dead)

7) Are you afraid of elavators? Love in an elevator..lovin it up while Im going down...

8) Are you scared of dying? Nope. Living is hard, dying is easy.

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? No comment

10) Who is someone that inspires you? My son.

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Bette Midler, Barbara Striesand and Rev. Jerry Falwell. And everyone at the FCC.

12) Do you think TV is evil? No. Parents that dont pay attention to what their kids are watching are evil.

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? No more than any other mortal.

14) What is your passion? Music, books and Cool Ranch Doritos.

15) Would you like to add anything? A dash of salt.

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? yeah

2) Do you enjoy porn? Yes but i rarely watch it

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? I don't think i want to marry. marriage is useless.

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? No

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) Music (sorry, i'm not creative)

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life?
right now Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue

7) Are you afraid of elavators? Yes (but only when i'm alone in an elevator) :&

8) Are you scared of dying? sometimes

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? cats

10) Who is someone that inspires you? George Harrison

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Eminem

12) Do you think TV is evil? No

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? No

14) What is your passion? Music and movies

15) Would you like to add anything? No.

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment?
Most likely
2) Do you enjoy porn?
Not really
3) What are your thoughts on marriage?
Slutty housewives are AWESOME...
4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings?
only the last choice
5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here )
Licking.
6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life?
Queen Jane approximately - Bob Dylan. I'm going to drown in that song
7) Are you afraid of elavators?
No
8) Are you scared of dying?
To a normal degree
9) Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Pussy.
10) Who is someone that inspires you?
Oh everybody...
11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Oh everybody...
12) Do you think TV is evil?
No, but it does get boring
13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil?
Sure is
14) What is your passion?
Poetry, music, writing, life, etc.
15) Would you like to add anything?
I love you.

 

Yay... money to buy to my own sex.

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? leetle bit

2) Do you enjoy porn? depends what kinda porn it is

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? hmm only when i find my true soulmate

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? happy endings maybe, the others no

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) april, my mum or my book.

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? Wishful sinful by the doors

7) Are you afraid of elavators? no

8) Are you scared of dying? no

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? cats

10) Who is someone that inspires you? jim morrison

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Charissa Colbran

12) Do you think TV is evil? no

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? dont kow who he is

14) What is your passion? painting

15) Would you like to add anything? no thanks!!

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? No, just really hyperactive

2) Do you enjoy porn? Haven't had too much experience in it

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? That's very general...

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? psHAW, of course

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) I dunno...your mother?

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? Any good songs...there's a bunch

7) Are you afraid of elavators? Some of them

8) Are you scared of dying? Not really

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? Dogs

10) Who is someone that inspires you? Talented musicians mostly...

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? George Bush

12) Do you think TV is evil? Not all TV...just FOX

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? That guy's Satan Incarnate, man...

14) What is your passion? Probably music

15) Would you like to add anything? Days go by faster when you're on your sister's Adderall.

I just realized what a boring person I am...oh well

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? Not really

2) Do you enjoy porn? Yup

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? Maybe one day, not for a while though

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? Nah

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) Sandwiches

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (i want it played at my funeral, hopefully it will get stuck in peoples heads and annoy the piss out of them)

7) Are you afraid of elavators? Nope

8) Are you scared of dying? No, but if someone had a shotgun in my face it would most likely be brown-trousers time

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? Cats, they have self respect, they dont dribble and you can train them to shit in a box

10) Who is someone that inspires you? That sexy motherfucker in the mirror

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? This dude i used to be best friends with but turned out to be a complete ****

12) Do you think TV is evil? No, just soap operas and reality tv

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? ive never watched him, but he looks like someone Mr T would call SUCKA!!

14) What is your passion? Bud, it sounds a bit sad but i could talk about it all day, just wish i could grow it

15) Would you like to add anything? A few inches

 

Are you horny at this very moment? yes

Do you enjoy porn? always

What are your thoughts on marriage? I doubt that I will find someone I could be with for the rest of my life and not get bored with them. But I keep an open mind...

Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, happy endings? No, when you settle and become satisfied with anything, you stop dreaming.

What is the one thing you couldn't live without ever? Intellegent conversation with the opposite sex.

What song could you listen to over and over again for the rest of your life? Dream Theater - The Glass Prison... ONLY because it has movements so it can suit many moods.

Are you afraid of elevators? Not so much scared, as uncomforatble in the enclosure.

Are you scared of dying? I've been ready to die since I was about 15.

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cats

Who is someone that inspires you? In all honesty, I inspire myself.

Who is someone you wish would fall off the face of this earth? The entire US government.

Do you think TV is evil? Not evil... useless and droning.

Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? Yes, I wonder what he got a Dr. in... something like egoism?

What is your passion? Enlightening simple minds.

Would you like to add anything? Nope

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? No, but willing.
2) Do you enjoy porn?

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? Never be bound to another person (resists spiritual growth), however marraige is acceptable.

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? No, live in a moment.

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) Life would be dreary without books!

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? Embryonic Journey - Jefferson Airplane

7) Are you afraid of elavators? NO

8) Are you scared of dying? No, Read the tibetan book of the dead

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? Chien! dog dog dog

10) Who is someone that inspires you? Suddhata Gotama (most recent buddha)

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Puppet politicians : Bush

12) Do you think TV is evil? No, but its pish posh

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? No, but he is a retarded little man

14) What is your passion? Human Psyche

15) Would you like to add anything? I just ate vegetarian Sushi Thank you

 

1) Are you horny at this very moment? um, no.

2) Do you enjoy porn? wouldnt you like to know

3) What are your thoughts on marriage? what kind of marraige

4) Do you believe in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, Happy Endings? yes

5) What is one thing you couldnt live without ever (please people be creative here ) my dad

6) What song could you listen to over and over for the rest of your life? tomorrow

7) Are you afraid of elavators? only crowded ones

8) Are you scared of dying? AFRAID of dying you mean? no

9) Do you prefer dogs or cats? cats

10) Who is someone that inspires you? my dad

11) Who is someone that you wish would fall off the face of the earth? Bush

12) Do you think TV is evil? yes

13) Do you think Dr. Phil is evil? very much so

14) What is your passion? writing

15) Would you like to add anything? *fart* nope im good