a drug that makes you cry

any chemists out there want to work on a drug that makes you cry? I could try and pay for your research or something.

 

just chop an onion

 

I can make this drug for you. Can you send me your information and arrange a payment plan with my secretary.

 

Well that's easy, Prozac already does that. It also increases your suicide risk as an extra added bonus.

 

Try Vodka. That always makes me cry.

 

Mushrooms made me bawl like a baby. I was with all my friends, and I fell apart.