stupidest/silliest thing you've done while stoned

One night..I was so freakin baked..I smoked a few bowls of great herb. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and i was just out of it. after a few puffs, i flicked the cig to get the ashes off, and i ended up breaking the whole cigarette in half. i almost started laughing it was a hilarious fail "i'm too stoned for this shit" i said outloud and went back inside. lol good times

 

This wasn't me, but it is hilarious.
I got this kid stoned for the first time. And we're in a loft in his garage, surrounded by books and old newspapers and junk. The kid decides to light a fire on the mattress he's sitting on. Maybe 'cause he's chilly or something, I don't know. It doesn't take him terribly wrong to realize what he did, and he bolts outside to get a bucket of water or something. And I'm in there, fire isn't too big yet... I remember thinking "I could smother it with my coat." But then I started thinking "I really like this coat..." So I walked out. It only took a few minutes for the fire trucks to get there, 'cause he wasn't far from the station. And I'm looking around trying to find this kid as they're pulling up... He's inside watching cartoons!
Never smoked with him ever again, hahaha....

 

wow lol that's ridiculous... did you or that kid get busted? he must have been pretty stoned to be able to run away from a fire and watch tv. sounds like he was 12 haha

 

We were both 17 at the time. There wasn't anybody who got 'busted,' but I didn't hear from him much afterward, hahaha

 

I don't do a whole lot or ridiculousness while I'm high. My life is pretty humorous and if we have people over getting high things do get really funny.

We had a party a few weeks ago and everyone was getting high around the bonfire. We have an office chair outside. It's nice, plush and spins like a mofo. Everyone was taking turns sitting in the chair and letting people spin them like crazy. This lesbian that I just met that night was absolutely crazy about this idea. She was spinning people really fast. Then it was her turn. Someone spun her, so fast, the chair went around and then it went down. She went face first into the dirt, the chair on top of her, she was still technically sitting in it. I knew it had to hurt pretty bad, but she got up and laughed like it tickled. We preceded to get drunker and higher and the whole night was pretty awesome.

That's my best, more recent story!

 

That damn stop sign never did turn green! I had to run it!

 

I never remember the stupid shit I do when I'm stoned because I'm too stoned to remember it

 

:rofl:

 

lol nice that happens to me too. i like your signature, btw