Dimitri Martin!

too lazy to look up if that's how you spell dimitri, might be demetri..

anyway he had something on comedy central this past month that was fucking hilarious. at first it was him talking about the glass being half empty/half full.. then he was talkin about throwing stones at a glass house.. then after the commercial break he was playing a song at the piano.. (I will share the clip if I find it, but sadly I'm on my phone and my laptops dead)

Anyone else a fan? he's from Jersey tooooo <3

 

My grandson watches him. I find his humor to be dull and directed towards social failures and people who have burned their brains off with too many pill parties, lol.

 

ohhhhh snap. did you read my sobriety thread?

 

http://comedians.jokes.com/demetri-martin/videos/anti-aging-cream

this still isn't him at his best, but an idea of how funny he is..

http://comedians.jokes.com/demetri-martin/videos/training-bras

 

I did, but I skipped your posts.

 

damn, you're a badass

 

I've gotten that before.

 

dude this one is pretty funny. ever since toilets started automatically flushing, I'd had a problem with it

http://comedians.jokes.com/demetri-martin/videos/bathroom-technology

 

No... not that funny.

 

dirty martini?

 

I mainly just think he's cute. and like the fact that he's from Jersey.

Carry on.

 

Just... not that funny.

 

he's got some good bits. wasn't a big fan of his show, which apparently nobody was since it had about 3 episodes.

i haven't seen his new special yet.

 

the funniest joke he told was about whale watching. "that day I did a lot of whale thinking about".. "in a ship full of disappointed people." lolz