another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

puggy's bead is covered with pedo bears.

 

Loves the government

 

Is having a bake sale to fundraise his bail money.

 

Is going to steal the bail money to buy oxy's.

 

can't make bail

 

dresses like a policewoman so she won't get arrested

 

talks like Spud at job interviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBAXWz-8arw"]Trainspotting - Spud's Job Interview

 

Marks his bosses desk everyday at 1PM.

 

Believes gun control is when you correctly hit your target.

 

Has a pair of roller skates with the wheels removed as she's scared of heights.

 

jumps to the top of buildings in a single bound

 

Lives in a treehouse in the jungle and hasn't seen a real person for over a year.

 

walks around in her/his own little fog

 

has never been to newyork

 

actually lives in Timbuktu

 

lives next door

 

lives in a shoe box under the stove

 

Cried when Howard Wolowitz got married coz she thinks he's HOT.

 

Is the one Howard Wolowitz is married to.

 

Is the El Presidente and Founder of the Howard Wolowitz Fan Club.

(Who the heck is Howard Wolowitz)