"New Vending Machine Selections"

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by dixie_pixy, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

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    The news teaser says ^^ ! Whatever it was, it was supposed to make people think twice before buying these sugary/salty calorie busting treats.

    I was thinking this plot where they put in a punching bag and if you make the wrong selection a glove comes out and punches you in the face! That would make people really not want to try using the vending machine!

    It could be worse, it could be that if you eat ONE candy bar out of the machine you drop dead. Kind of like "candy bar roulette".

    Truth is, vending machines are going to start showing the calorie amounts beside the item... damn was I disappointed!

    Vending Machines Show Calories

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    cause i had to :Mr-T:
     
  2. Sam101

    Sam101 Member

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    Whoa... The vending machine now tells me what I can and can't have? WTF... Well, I suppose if it helps count the calories it's OK, but counting calories is stressful. Just don't eat crap everyday, eat smaller portions (get smaller plates, it helps) and of course get a decent amount of exercise.

    However, being constantly reminded this crap is bad for you, can't be too good for the mental health either...
    :afro:
     
  3. Ely North

    Ely North Member

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    This is unnecessary. Everyone knows that the kind of food you get in a vending machine is unhealthy. If people want to eat crap, then they have every right to eat crap. Putting some annoying calorie numbers on the vending machine isn't going to change much.

    Of course, when I say "eat crap" I mean "eat unhealthy foods". Although if people want to eat poop, they have every right to do that too. I guess that's the disgusting price of freedom.
     
  4. AcidConspiracy

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    natural selection?

    i myself eat whatever i want when i can afford it, drink as much as i can, and my lifestyle is so active i go to sleep every night with a pleasant soreness in my muscles.

    put cigarette and beer machines in public schools for all i give a damn its no worse than the shit they are already getting stuffed down their gullets

    america is in line for a harsh wakeup when being fat is the difference between life and death- zombie apocalypse anyone?

    but till then? let them eat cake. = the obease will not breed as we become a more image conscious society and in a generation or two, better genetics will prevail.

    it takes a morbidly stupid person to become obease
     
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