The Great Seven Word Story Game

But since the plastic plates weren't bio-degradable,

 

we had 'mushy peas and chips' instead

 

which went well with the organic s'mores

 

and then we had lovely apple tarts

 

but they weren't vegan because they contained

 

butter, the root of all evil because

 

I did meth and now regret it

 

so you're on time-out and can't go

 

smoking your crack pipe and slurping your

 

blue popsicle before heading toward the outhouse

 

enhanced the look and feel of his

 

imbalance in his gaunty gait up the

 

the pepperoni pizza crusts he'd stuffed down

 

his pants to clean up the unsightly

 

camouflage look that was just not doing

 

bought him a tie dye shirt so

 

he could attend church in high style

 

and look a bit schizophrenic while doing

 

luckily the congregation was as tone deaf

 

notice the fungus infection on his left