This thread is dedicated to farts. Farts may be repulsive and smelly but there's no denying that farts are funny. Submit your fart jokes, cartoons, pictures and videos here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWSNevO_jE"]FARTS ARE SHIT WITHOUT THE MESS! - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk&feature=related"]George Carlin "Farting in Public" Back in Town [1996] - YouTube
Yesterday there was a huge spider hanging between a propped up picture frame and the wall in our bedroom. It was huge and we (like losers) were both scared of it. On his way out of the room, my husband cracked out the most disgusting smelling fart and the spider suddenly withdrew from sight behind the picture and scuttled up the wall and out the window. I'm still laughing about it now.
I farted on my girlfriend, she said it smells and not to do it again. Next time I shat instead Also beach farting lol http://onlyfail.com/
A fart is like a little celebration noise celebrating that when you let that one rip it wasnt shit that came out.
