new game, have you been a naughty kid

Um.... no. My managers had their senses of humour surgically removed at birth.

Have you ever just really really really really NOT wanted to go to someone's party and so you've gotta message them and say "Sorry... something came up." but you just can't be fucked?

 

LOL i just tell them i can't be fucked

 

is that when I asked you about your party??

but yes, I have done that *sigh*

ever wanted to go out but realise you have no foundation and are such a silly young thing you dont wanna go out without it?

 

All the time honey. Sometimes I go out forgetting that I've only applied make-up to half my face, and my dress is tucked into my g-string.

OR

No.


Have you ever woken up to find someone you know standing over you with a plate of food as if they've been there forever?

 

lol yes, incidentally.


Ever been on the train heard a guys voice and thought 'man that guy sounds like a dick' then actually see him and realise he is the wanker that went out with one of your really good friends a few years ago and TOTALLY fucked him over and broke his heart??

 

Um, not exactly the same situation, but I can usually tell if someones a Dick by just talking to them a couple of times and seeing how they act and treat other around other people and shit.

Have you ever watched school of rock over and over again???
(im a loser but i really really heart that movie. Hey how bout this weather we're having? Shity huh?) LOL.

 

lmao, glorya, nah that wasn't you. it was party for a girl who lives out in fucking TRENTHAM. I was just like... nah, flag, I'm not fucking going to TRENTHAM.

And no, I haven't watched it over and over... but its a damn funny movie.

have you ever just wanted to quit an organisation cos everyone in it is a fucktard?

 

yep thats the precise reason why I quit school and my job at the resthome.


Ever been really,really shitty at your oldest brother for getting himself utterly pissed and stoned on Xmas day when his 6yr old daughter was due to come over in under an hour??

 

nope, my bro doesn't have a kid.

Ever been really exhausted and scared you have glandular again but that doesn't make sense cos you're still eating?

 

lol yes, but the reason YOU are babe is you have been on the go since u got off that plane and what you need is a a long bath, a hot chocolate and a damm big sleep.


ever realised you are turning into a grandma?

 

yes yes all the time.

ever realised that kids think christmas is like amasing LOL. (my nephew gave me a minutly update on how long it was left till opening presents for like 30 mins. LOL)

 

Not until I wasn't one ^_^ But I never wanted to peek under the tree early, anticipation was always the best part of Christmas, because I thought I might get something good and looked forward to it but then got absolutely nothing but a 44cent Hershey chocolate bar ^___^

Ever stolen something from someone and given it to them as a gift later only re-boxed and re-wrapped so you can say you bought it for them new?

 

Nope. I'd never do such a thing! I'm a sweetie-pie. *big puppy eyes*
*cough*

Yeah, I'm amazed - for the first time in years I found Christmas amazing - I got hyper, and got into the bubbly, (the drink, not the cat), and walked up to Maori hill to visit my cousin and ate chocolate and food, and I was so excited that I'd worn myself out by 6 o'clock and fell asleep on the couch!
Man, I do love Christmas muchly.

Ever had a Christmas where the only gifts given to you that didn't involve teapotsor teabags were a photoframe and an easel (or any similar gift-theme situations)?

 

well, my gran is a legend for gifts. this year i got a mini-duffell bag in forest green with "Sophie" written on the side in bright yellow. Fuck it's sexy....

have you ever had your relative tell you that you look rather Spanish today?

 

no, but people always ask me if I'm french?

Ever had a friend who you loved to bits but lost over something stupid and can’t get her back? But to make things worse you ex is feeding her lies just because he wants to get in her paints

 

yip i sure have have you ever licked out your bfs chick mate

 

no...can't say I have....

have you ever had fejoa vodka with chi?....it's my new favourite drink, mmmmmm

 

umm nope, not even sure what it is ..but anything with vodka sounds good to me

have you ever answered a phone expecting it to be one person and having it turn out to be someone else after you said something really embarrassing?

 

um no, but my mate did that acouple of times the other night.

have you ever taken 3 blow-up dingy's from the warehouse that cost $24.99 each, out on a Duck shit polluted Hamilton lake at 12am in the moring while drinking, with only 1 boat having oars and the other 2 needing to be towed around, while with mates, and then having to pile everyone (seven ppl) in to a 5 seater sports car (sticking 2 ppl in the boot), and driving around 4 ages trying to find something else to do?

 

complicated

no, but boredom creates some great times.

have you ever sat with a group of people at a table, but you were subtely sitting closer than you had to to one person and they were doing the same to you if you get my drift