Another Way To Measure Your Erect Penis

You must have a small one. And it's NOT Pete....it's Peter.

 

if you saw the size of my penis, you'd understand why women are obsessed with it.

 

Mine is so big it bends light.

 

Mine actually bends. lol

 

I think you are very excited with this measuring thing.....but the details may not be worthy trying.

 

Two hands measuring may not be acurate because mine is small and the cock is longer

 

Nah, Just having some fun. I don't need a measurement to know what I have, but when a woman makes a joke about taking measurements and keeping a database, well then I want to play along. A guy has to have some kind a fantasy, right? - especially when the woman who made the comment has eyes like those in her signature.

 

... if you're referring to the expression, it is in fact, Pete's sake, not Peter's sake.

 

Seriously. I've never asked a man that in my life. I figure, if I'm interested in knowing I can find out firsthand! I can't imagine anyone I know ASKING "hey, so how big is your penis?"

And in nz male's work scenario, that's sexual harassment.

 

I made a special ruler and gave it to my wife before she saw me naked

 

Doesn't work for every man-I have some fingers missing.

"Well if you must know,it's 7 fingers three gaps and a thumb!"

 

I'll be there ASAP!!!!!!

 

there's a third method.

have a cast made of your penis, and make hundreds of dildos made from it, each with your name, phone number, and nude photo on it

then throw a party and invite the Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleaders (they have nothing to do on Sundays) and give them out as party favors

then also hit every bar in every country around the world and give each one a case of them

:2thumbsup:

 

^ post # 33 on the thread, btw

 

paint it, slap it across her face, and measure the paint mark it leaves on her.

 

^lol..