Tyromancy

Discussion in 'Psychic' started by Olympic-Bullshitter, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Write the names of prespective suitors on separate pieces of cheese. The piece that grows mold first is your ideal match.
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Why would I want to be matched up with a piece of moldy cheese?
     
  3. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Or you could drop some big money on a crystal ball.
     
  4. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    I have never heard of this method before . Are you sure you did not make this one up your self ? desert rat
     
  5. The Center

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    I'm guessing most methods where made up by someone...
     
  6. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Sounds just as good as any other divination method.
     
  7. The Center

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    This is true, due to the fact that most divination methods rely on one of two things:

    Randomness. From flipping a coin, to a wish bone, or any other kind of chance method.

    Pattern recognition. Things like astrology and numerology, as well as tea leaf reading, coffee ground reading, and other methods where the order and the form of things matter.

    Most of the rest are dependent on clairvoyant ability.
     
  8. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    I stand corrected. Tyromancy is either writing names on cheese and watching it mold , or as it starts to form . I should of done a search before making a post . http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tyromancy http://phrontistery.info/divine.html http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tyromancy http://www.encyclo.co.uk/define/Tyromancy http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question97338.html http://www.definition-of.net/tyromancy I say use a crystal ball . dowsing rods , tarot cards , ect. desert rat
    p.s. On thinking on this a bit , a young lady marries the guy whoes name is on moldy cheese , is he moldy also ?
     
  9. Olympic-Bullshitter

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    Camp out on a hill and wait. Birds flying from right to left are lucky. Birds flying from left to right are trouble.
     
  10. zombiewolf

    zombiewolf Senior Member

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    Don't forget "Haruspication", the divinitory reading of animal entrails
     
  11. Olympic-Bullshitter

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    Place one of your spare donkey heads on a bed of coals. Read out a list of accused criminals' names. If the fire crackles loudly when the name is called, he's guilty.
     
  12. Olympic-Bullshitter

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    Mark the borders of a large circle with the letters of the alphabet. Spin around until you fall down and note the letter you land on.
     
  13. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I say we go back to this for ground hog day. That damn creature got lazy and we need to go back to sacrificing to hold the fucker accountable for his weather prediction.
     
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