So far today my best masturbationsession ever was when I was in my library & got so horny that I ended up masturbating at the computers where anyone could come & see me & I came so hard that I almost passed out!! I'll never forget that one!
Too Bad You Forgot To Look Up, And Count All The CCTV Cameras Mounted On The Ceiling Above You... Cheers Glen.
Had a buddy tell a story of coming home dunk and passing out with his dick in his hand and a bottle of lotion on his chest. His mother didn't think it was cool