mom eats a brownie...

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  1. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    lol, i did... i can't resist a freshly baked muffin, it was delicious
     
  2. Ganjabeliever

    Ganjabeliever Advanced Knowledge

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    MY mom opened a priority shipping box from california addressed to me one time and saw the brownies. I'm sad to see she wasn't as cool as your mom and threw them in the burn pit outside. Unfortunately, they didn't burn and MY dog went out there and found them and ATE them! Idk if it was the chocolate or the cannabis but she almost died. Not really funny. But she lived and its funny to look back on...
     
  3. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    It was the chocolate. The ganja would have messed your dog up, but it's not lethal to them.
     
  4. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    I kind of regret it, but to be honest, I've dosed my bipolar mother with valium a few times. Sometimes dosing your mom is just necessary.
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    dosing is always necessary


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY"]Tool- Disgustipated - YouTube
     
  6. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    I hope you mean with her consent.

    ......it can create pretty serious mental issues, to enter an altered mental state without knowing why.
     
  7. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I was thinking the same thing
     
  8. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    small dose in the tea, serious manic episodes avoided.

    e: at the time letting her mental state continue as it was would've been even more damaging.
    I do feel kind of bad about it though
     
  9. Ganjabeliever

    Ganjabeliever Advanced Knowledge

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    Don't feel bad. Valium isn't a mind damaging drug. Especially if she was manic. They give Ativan to mental patients when the start getting out of control. I don't understand why she didn't WANT to take it. Why did you have to dose her? I wish I was prescribed Valium.
     
  10. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    you may be forgetting your mom was once a teenage too

    she sounds chill as fuck too, so I am sure she knows all the tricks also
     
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    lived through the same, I understand completely.


    You have obviously never lived with a person with this disorder.
    From her perspective there is no need to take Valium during a manic phase. In her mind;
    She's fucking GOD and invincible and in need of nothing, the world is in need of her!!!!!

    At least that's how my mom got on the upside of the swing, downside was just as bad, but instead of days awake and invincibility, it was days in bed and suicide attempts. :(
     
  12. 1r0n_0x1d3

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    When I was a teen ,my brother and myself made a large cake sheet pan of pot brownies . We set it out for the teachers as it was teachers week. 4th hour comes around and the pan is empty .You know not a single teach said a word about them .lol I would never dose someone without them knowing but back then I was just a stupid teen.
     
  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    FIXED...:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. 1r0n_0x1d3

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    Damn you glen.....
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. Ganjabeliever

    Ganjabeliever Advanced Knowledge

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    My mother is bi polar and my brother has ptsd, and paranoid schizophrenia, and I have epilepsy and have had spouts of bi polar. I'm quite familiar with disorders.
     
  17. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    hahaha :D you didn't get caught?

    That would be insanely funny to see... and an amazing story to tell
     
  18. AcidConspiracy

    AcidConspiracy Member

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    well, mom knew they were weed brownies cause they were in a plastic bag hidden in your room.

    mom ATE the brownie cause she knows what weed brownies do

    she just wanted you to come clean so you could have something in common for a change, something to share

    you are still a little boy and your dishonesty will soon be more abhorent to you than your parents scorn.

    your mom already knows all your secrets.
     
  19. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    .....seriously, everybody knows that nobody leaves NON-pot brownies in the teacher's lounge :p
     
  20. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    same thing happened to me excpet my dad ate the whole batch. Selfish bastard...
     
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