who would win a fight between?

Jack White would jam all over Jack Black


Ryu vs Liu Kang

 

Liu Kang

Elvis zombie vs. Jim Morrison zombie

 

Elvis zombie

Joe Jonas vs. Justin Beiber

 

Joe Jonas

R.Kelly vs. Usher

 

Usher..


Mitt Romney vs A piece of Soggy Toast in a battle of wits.

 

No replies???

Oh, I see the problem, it's not a fair match-up.

Ok then how about this;
Mitt Romney vs a soggy piece of toast that just had a lobotomy in a battle of wits.

There, now it's a fair match-up!:2thumbsup:

 

toast

vladamir putin vs. joseph stalin?

 

Uncle Jo

Q vs M

 

who is Q, and who is M?

i bet they'd settle their differences, and go out for lunch

superman vs. wonderwoman?

 

They'd fight to a draw, have angry make-up sex, and give birth to God.

Stewie vs. Cartman?

 

cartman, he's more evil, and he'd end up feeding peter and lois to stewie in his babyfood

a sex depraved pissed off old lady librarian,
VS.
a sex depraved pissed off fat computer guy

 

the librarian, much more pent up aggression

the easter bunny or the tooth fairy

 

Well obviously the tooth fairy!

Gang warfare: Teletubbies vs Chuggington?

 

since, i dont know who chuggington is, (and probly most of us in america) i will say the muppets!?! they are pissed right now, mitt romney wants to kill them. THEY WANT BLOOD!

brett favre vs aaron rodgers?

 

Aaron Rodgers and then he'd discount doublecheck to celebrate.


Sonic the hedgehog vs pikachu

 

Sonic the hedgehog just because he's less of a fruitcake.

Hellboy and Hulk

 

i think hellboy is stupid so im gonna say hulk.
brett favre would kick aaron rodger's ass
sonic the hedgehod isnt gay, so he'd waste on pikachu

JEEZUS
VS.
BHUDDA

 

Bhudda cause he doesn't turn the other cheek

Orison or GlenGlen?

 

Double K-O

Mr. Peanut vs. The Pillsbury Dough Boy

 

Pilsbury doughboy 'Ooo Hoo'

Steven Tyler (circa 75) vs Axl Rose (circa 88)