Attention Human Beings

Fellow human beings. I KNOW some of you are still out there so I KNOW my words are not in vain. NOW is the right time for my calling to lead you ALL. When I say lead you I mean everything stops with me NO question. I am to be highly respected and chosen by MOTHER NATURE herself to lead you. I answer to MOTHER NATURE and only MOTHER NATURE. I am the Chief and I need as many Indians with skills as we can get in order to be fruitful. We can all see the mess that our governments have got us into. I do not pretend to be an expert in survival or have qualifications as a doctor but what I am is WISE. I have experienced life to the full in this SO called civilized society that we live in. I am a very sensitive spiritual being and am at one with NATURE. I am calling to you NOW as your Shaman to gather, now it is up to YOU. Lets begin our adventure into becoming real human beings again and getting back to knowing NATURE. We need to get out of this nightmare, back to reality and away from this chaos we find ourselves in. WE can change the world!

 

Welcome to the show!

 

This is real no show!

 

Don't worry... I say that to all the new forum members.

 

I'm with ya ! Details...we need details !

 

What The Fuck?

 

Glad we've established who the Shaman is here

Pleased to meet you by the way

 

Somethings been established, not sure what just yet.

 

Your not going to want all of my possessions if I was to join up...will you ? And is this something like communal living ? I'll have to look for the other thread tonight when I get in from work

 

And...what have you been smoking ?

 

but I am just a squirrel..

 

I see you are very skeptical still kicking that's good! Having said that im still the chief. Whether I am yours or not remains to be seen but I feel that Ive established im not!

Like I said attention Human Beings

 

Its about going back to our roots my friend. You wouldn't need any possessions where we are going

Imagine!

 

Ummmm, does this involve riding a comet somewhere, drinking special kool aid, that sort of thing?

 

No cool aid available in the Uk where im at or in the Amazon where im going

 

Guess I'm out...although I'm for finding a place that's off the grid and away from all this crap it sure isn't the Amazon

 

I see, did you by chance take over the lease on Jones Town?

 

Where would you have in mind that is warm and can sustain life?

 

Oh sure you can, you can get anything on Amazon. :2thumbsup: