A stoning experience

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  1. Sleeping Caterpillar

    Sleeping Caterpillar Members

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    I don't post much on this site, but I have a funny story for you hip forumers! So grab a seat, a blunt, and enjoy :)

    So my buddies and I graduated this last Spring 2012 and most of us are off to college now. So not that long ago my friend calls me up to hang, and we go to this "party" at this kids house. Some guy I kind of know, I guess he got his own pad with some roommates and just smokes all day.

    So my friend picks me up, and we hot box his car.. the second I inhale, I'm instantly hit by a freight train!! It had been 3 weeks since I smoked before this, and here in Denver we get dank Medicinal Marijuana, best stuff I've ever come across!

    Anyways we drive around a bit and go to this kids house where we take some bong rips. I'm just flying now. If you're bored with the story, don't worry this is where it gets good..

    So after awhile we head out and my friend drops me off at the station. My car is parked at the station and I was staying with my parent's for the weekend, but I'm way tooo high to come home. So I drive around a bit and I don't know what to do to kill this high, so I decide to go see a movie. It's about 10pm now so I just pick the first showing of any film, I didn't care which. The theater closes at about 12:00 or so, so this would have been one of the last showings.

    Anyways, I ended up seeing Frankinweenie, some Tim Burton animation. There weren't many people for the showing and I decide to sit in the very back. About 30 minutes I start to get very tired, weed always seems to do this to me, and I decide to close my eyes for a bit.

    All of the sudden I wake up. The screen is pitch black the theater is EMPTY and I'm probably the last person who isn't an employee there. I tell myself to remain calm and just get out. So I exit the theater, and the door behind me is locked. So now I'm in the huge lobby. There is an exit to my left with two doors, and I can see that it's past midnight for sure. So I go to the door and both of them are locked!

    WHAT!? I scream in my head.. So I turn to find the main entrance and when I turn around a cop is walking around patrolling the area. Now you have to understand I'm the only person who isn't an employee in the theater and even most of the employees are going, closing up and everything. I just try not to make eye contact with the cop and walk to the main entrance. The entrance is pretty huge and has like 10 doors. So I walk up to them and the cop watches me as I try to get out.
    First Door
    Locked
    Second Door
    Locked
    Third Door, Fourth Door, Fifth Door
    Locked Locked Locked!

    I finally get to the last door and Whhew Unlocked! The cop just watches me, and as soon as I get out of eyesight and I just sprint out of there and drive like the hell out of there!

    I don't know if any employees know about this, because custodial service or whatever cleans the theater after every showing, and they just saw some guy sleeping in the theater!

    Anyways hope you enjoyed this little short story! If you guys have any funny stoner moment stories it'd be fun to read through! Hope you enjoyed
     
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    cool story bro.. :D
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSHWqWFT1k"]Don't Flick your Bic - Bic Lighter Theatrical Trailer - YouTube
     
  3. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    i read it
     
  4. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    ..smoke more weed bro!
     
  5. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    I would've took off a shirt, but it over my shoulder, and pretended I was an employee finishing my shift. Glad you make it. Bet it was scary high!
     
  6. zombiewolf

    zombiewolf Senior Member

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    So, you fell asleep at the theatre and you are overly paranoid. lulzy:coffee:
     
  7. Sleeping Caterpillar

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    Yeah I don't smoke all that much.. Sometimes every day, sometimes not for months.

    I like to have these experiences though! Always reminds me that yes, I can get much higher ;)
     
  8. deathofseasons

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    lol, way to be ridiculously over-paranoid bro.
     
  9. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    That’s too funny. I love going to the movies high. I went and saw Wall Street with my cousin. We got there and I said 2 tickets to Wall Street I said to my cousin did I say that right? he was like wait a second you just paid for 2 tickets I was all mixed up I gave the lady 10 bucks and my cousin gives me 5 bucks I handed it to the lady and she said you already paid for the tickets. I was so damn high its like when I opened my mouth up I had no clue what I was saying I bet I was slurring my words. The ticket lady probe thought I was nuts or on drugs and I was the drug part not crazy.
     

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