Join my cult

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by seventy, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. andmoreagain72

    andmoreagain72 Member

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    Rule No. 564

    Before performing the aforementioned Phallico-oralimentus ritual, all un-initiated virgins are to be stripped naked and brought blindfolded to the Master in his holy tent. The Master shall at all times offer guidance and advice to the famale offering. At the point approaching the end of the ceremony, he is to tap upon the female's shoulder three times indicating that the ceromonial fluid is to be deposited henceforth. The fluid is precious and not to be spilled. It must be undertaken completely by the subject and not a drop to remain within the tent or upon his body. Upon indication that the ceremony is fulfilled the Master shall be left to rest and the virgin be taken away and thrown into the Cave d'orgies where she is to be enjoyed by his guards. This aspect is to be known as Deuxieme helpings.
     
  2. Sininabin

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    rule two: All sexes are equal

    -sub section A Any cult rule is subject to rule number two.
    subsec B the terms "he/her" apply to both sexes but may be shorten to one or the other in sake of redundancy

    Rule three: The only thing intolerable is intolerance

    Rule four: Everyone works, no one starves

    Rule five: I do not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it

    Rule six: Never violence, abuse, torture, manipulation. Ruling will be held People with the King organizing

    Rule seven: The system requires nine leaders

    Rule eight: All people must vote

    Rule nine: We (the cult) withhold the right to refuse service

    The nine leaders are:

    The King (you started the idea) : He is the founder or the founder's wife and defender of the original idea otherwise he power is limited to the rules.

    @start the cult, have the crown left to you by will

    perks: Have crown, present in any official meeting, make speak at any function champion any cause.

    downside: Has no vote, only a voice and eyes in everything. Cannot run for office

    The Queen (Lady componet to the King) She is the founder or the founder wife

    More details _subject_ The King

    The Jester (artist) selected by the royals, must perform art, conversation, or music

    The Foreman: Runs the jury has no vote
    @ Selected by jury from cult memebers not in jury

    The Judge : Discusses the law with the king and lawyer; en charge with sentencing. And controlling the lawyer

    The lawyer: Defends the rules. Judge and King and Jury to remove from office.

    Community Leader: Education, therapy, forensic psychology, help people file complaints Helps people repair their minds

    Spiritual Leader: Helps people repair their souls

    Sensai: Helps people repair their bodies.

    I am a student of law and after I graduate from Reed college. (Please look it up) I will be your lawyer if your community is set up sir. I will be your lawyer if your people will have me to defend the rules they set up. To defend against sexism racism and use the laws of the land to drive out those who seek to sully paradise. You have my shield my liege. In my resume you can see I have started a small buisness, Worked as a server, Football team captain, stage actor, orator, 3 time most inspirational, saved a man's life, volunteer touter and teacher of law to immigrates.

    Thank you all for reading my humble stab at utopia
    IF YOU LIKE PASS IT ON WE NEED 35 WE HAVE 10

    -J
     
  3. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    What's the policy on how children are raised in this cult?
     
  4. seventy

    seventy Member

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    as many children as we can make
     
  5. andmoreagain72

    andmoreagain72 Member

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    sounds like you're trying to establish a country rather than a cult..
     
  6. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    That wasn't my question. Your answer has to do with making children, not how the society/cult will raise children that are already born.

    The latter was my question.

    What kinda schools will be there for them? Are they gonna be sheltered from the X-rated parts of the cult or not?

    Are there going to be discipline rules for kids as a collective or individual level? (How do you teach anti-bully lessons or break up fights?)

    If a kid grows up and wants to leave the cult, does that mean the family is broken up and he/she could not visit relatives in the cult?

    If a son/daughter reaches adult age while in the cult are they abruptly forced to be treated as an adult suddenly or is there a guided transition? I don't want some rule saying your age ___, now you're an adult and have to consent to sexual activity or be kicked out of the cult.

    Does the cult celebrate holidays? (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, name a few)


    How open or closed off will everyone be with the general public?

    What are the rules on Hygiene, especially sexually?
     
  7. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    Rule 667.

    Large amounts of mescaline, lsd, marijuana, and opium for everyone!

    Rule 767.

    Orgy every Wednesday and Saturday.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    rule 34. cult porn.

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  9. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Looks like everyone's having a good time.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm pretty sure i would join that cult..
     
  11. misplacedJim

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    Why can't I find a cult like that !
     
  12. Bassline514

    Bassline514 Member

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    You forgot DMT! Dammit! :mad:

    Me too, anytime!
     
  13. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    Rule #375. The music is never too loud.
     
  14. seventy

    seventy Member

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    You're looking at it. In the future, of course.
     
  15. seventy

    seventy Member

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    Any more cult rules? Or shall we move on to recruitment?
     
  16. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    #37 You must recite The Creed every evening.

    Angus, guitar God extreme, we thank you, Jimi, Eric, Stevie Ray and all the six-string wizards who have shared with us their visions. Your prophets Bob, Jonie and others make your work meaningful.


    #38
    After that, all the female members put on the latest offerings from the Cult's wardrobist (Victoria's Secret) and liberal quantities of beer and dope are distributed.
     
  17. seventy

    seventy Member

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    Recruitment time - everyone recruit all the female members mentioned in rule #38 above.
     
  18. seventy

    seventy Member

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    Happy 2013, Cultists!
     
  19. kairilove

    kairilove Member

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    Is the position of Minister of Sexual Deviance filled?
     
  20. seventy

    seventy Member

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    It's yours. Please make up the rules and PM me
     

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