i need tips!

I'm just looking for masturbation techniques and tips I guess... I'm wondering what sort of toys I might wanna buy idk looking for some advice from more advanced personal pleasers

 

cucumber

 

Noooooooo

 

wot

 

a man

 

My man is not on location. thats what the masturbation is necessary for.

 

glass dildos.. via etsy,.. youll likes.

 

Fabio

 

My wife swears by her rabbit. I frequently watch her use it and it seems to be pretty amazing.

 

I would LOVE A GLASS DILDO. like to put it on ice and then use it OMG. Would drive me nutssaaa

 

Need a vibrator I can use in all holes

 

i thought this was going to be a waitressing thread.

i suppose i would tip you if you let me watch you masturbate.

 

If vaginal frost-bite is your thing, thien you could always fill a condom with water, tie a knot in it & pop it in the freezer.

 

Lol good idea.
Your pic is hot!!
I think you should visit an online toy site and have a party buying toys for yourself, then a party using them!