It's been warm here...but SUDDENLY there was an explosion that wiped out blocks of houses. They said it was from a leak from an underground gas line being accidentally nicked. Oh wait...was that imaginary?
Catastophe? You want fucking catastrophe? I've just hung my washing out and it's turned into a horrible damp, dank evening. Problem? I am wearing my last clean pair of knickers and I have to go out first thing tomorrow morning!
its so warm in my room that the chocolate in my ass is melting and leaking out and looking like anal leakage.