The 2012 imaginary catastrophe thread..

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by deleted, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    It's been warm here...but SUDDENLY there was an explosion that wiped out blocks of houses. They said it was from a leak from an underground gas line being accidentally nicked.

    Oh wait...was that imaginary?
     
  2. aceouses

    aceouses Banned

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    Not in Antarctica!
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I rarely travel to an iceberg...
     
  4. Catastophe? You want fucking catastrophe? I've just hung my washing out and it's turned into a horrible damp, dank evening. Problem? I am wearing my last clean pair of knickers and I have to go out first thing tomorrow morning! ;)
     
  5. And yes, I've already turned them outside in once!
     
  6. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Fuck, my house has shrunk

    Sent from my newfangled phone
     
  7. Peter_Wolfe

    Peter_Wolfe Guest

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    My keys have literally gone up and walked away!
     
  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    its as cold as a witches tit here.
     
  9. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    All systems operational...Fairlight is functioning normally.
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    its so warm in my room that the chocolate in my ass is melting and leaking out and looking like anal leakage.
     
  11. aceouses

    aceouses Banned

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    Antarctica is not an iceberg.. there is ground beneath the ice.. in some parts ;)
     
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