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Escalators can never break. They can only become stairs. An escalator should never have a "Temporarily Out of Order" sign. It should just say "Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience".

Demitri Martin

 

mitch hedberg.

demetri martin's the guy that draws pictures.

 

im not sure who the quote is actually from, both of those guys are 2 of my favorite comedians but i can tell you this much, demetri does more than just draw pictures.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DufMJosYmJs"]Animaniacs - It's A Great Big Universe - YouTube

 

yeah, he does. the pictures are kind of his signature thing though.

 

I guessed I mixed 'em up, because it's the kind of smart ass joke Demitri would tell. They're two of my favorites.

 

i just put on deodorant even though nobody is here and i am not going anywhere, i just got tired of smelling myself. dont get me wrong i took 2 showers today but its hot in my room and i must be sweating more than someone should during the winter time. ummm or late fall time.

 

Sounds Like The Early Onset Of Mid-Life Hot Flushes....



Cheers Glen.

 

nonono its not mid life anything im young i tell you, its just hot in my room because the heater is on.

 

Your feet contain more bones then the rest of your body combined

 

Did You Include My Morning "Boner" In This Statistic....??



Cheers Glen.

 

Not yours but mine O:

 

so i am missing a bone apparently

 

I think I've got extra bones, what do you need?

 

a pinky finger, do you have an extra one of those?

 

if I was a real estate developer, and I had just built a bunch of fancy condos, I would name them "Morningwood Estates"

 

38 is on the old side of young, bro

:wheelchair:

 

^ yes