Top Ten Stoopid Questions

Sorry, but this list HAS to start at the top. No other way to do it.
(1) Where are your shoes?
(2) Did you lose/forget your shoes?
(3) What do you think you're doing?/What's the big idea?
(4) Where do you think you're going?
(5) Who do you think you are?
(6)
(7)
(8)
(9)
(10)
OK, gang. Fill in the rest. Stoopidest kweschins win!

 

awww Can you not afford shoes?

 

That qualifies as (6)!
Excellent!
Let's keep going! Only 4 more dumb-ass remarks!

 

9. Aren't your feet cold?
10. Doesn't that hurt?

 

1a. Is that legal?

 

were you outside before you came in ?

 

Aren't you afraid of glass? Or pee and aids?

 

"how dare you!"

 

How Dare You What, Where, And Why...



Cheers Glen.

 

Maybe should rephrase...someebody looks down at your feet and says..meh distregard my last post lol

 

Astonishing!
Did somebody actually say that to you?
If so, that becomes (1), displacing all the rest!

 

I'd tell 'em my feet have been cut so often I think of myself as a "glasshole." But people would probably misinterpret that.....

 

(7) all ok with you?
(8) lost a bet?

 

Ehh those are pretty harmless...

"someone take your shoes?"

....I guess I look like the type who gets my shoes taken that easily....

 

so your a vedgetarian,would ya like a chicken sandwich instead ?

 

Have you been robbed?(A common question in SA's coulered comunity that are very embarressed of being barefoot)