What do you want for Christmas?

I suspect Father Xmas is gonna ignore my previous letter, and attempts at blackmail.
I'm therefore gonna amend it to this weekend hideaway...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjaPXihbORk"]The Kinks -- Father Christmas (better audio) - YouTube

 

new headphones would be nice. I don't want anything big and expense. Honestly there is not much of anything that I want any year. Other than for my friends and family to be happy and healthy.

 

Is that a little like practicing to practice medicine?

 

What do you mean by that?

 

I found Littmann stethoscopes on ebay, but I don't have much experience with online shopping, so I'm highly sceptical.

A burgundy one would be so cool, the one that I have now is black :sunny:

 

just wanted to add

Fake tan- check
Acrylic nails- check
Cockyness- check
Bellybutton ring- check
eyebrows that should be against the law- check
pants that probably say something like 'sexy' or bootylicious' across the ass- check

I know I sound like a hater, but you have horrible taste in women and there are much better things to want for xmas, but I guess you probably just want to get laid

 

I think you take things a little to seriously lol..




loosen up the jeans a bit buddy




or maybe ur just jelly

 

Secret Santa exchanges would be so fun here! Except knowing me, anyone I'd be a secret santa for, would get their gifts around New Years.. maybe even next year! :clown:

as for what I want, (besides more probation, and no jail time.. ) I'd have to say, I want.. possibly a hemp leash for my puppy. Or a tye dye apron. I'm tired of making breakfast and having to wipe my hands on myself! Oops!

 

OH! And a lady for myself!

 

ha ha
yea right
me serious? nope
I have the mentality of a somewhat raunchy stand up comedian

I'm bored.

Thought we were friends rollin, but I do believe you're my nemesis.

: p

 

Tanned, not orange - check
Takes care of her body, so probably motivated and persistent - check
Great hair - check

And you, you are judgmental. Cockyness? How the hell can you tell that? Women are so quick to talk bad about other women.

 

My present came in the mail today, ya know, the mop.

I imagine if I want it wrapped, which I don't really give a fuck about, I would have to do it myself.

I'm starting a new job early next month. My previous job was real casual, ie jeans and cardigan. I'm expected to dress in business clothes for this new job. I think my present to myself will be a new work wardrobe. I guess I'm the sort that if I want something, I just buy it for myself.

 

oh good god
you're taking what I said seriously?
after I typed out bootylicious...Come on now, I said BOOTYLICIOUS
I'm outta here.

 

Whose being talked about here? I don't understand.

 

Yeah okay, I sure believe you. If you didn't really think that way about the girl he posted you wouldn't focus so much on the picture and certainly wouldn't give it thumbs down. So when it doesn't work the way you want, you say I was just joking.
Been there, done that.
The girl is hot, guys like hot girls, her eyebrows are terrible, guys don't really care.

That picture on page 1, I think.

 

Our functions are pretty big and decent. We'll have whatever family over for a feast and friends and such. We start preparing days early. Pork, beef, bratwurst! Soooo much meat. The meal is always awesome. I don't like socializing too much though. I never have much to say to my relatives. >.> so I just get drunk and slip away early with my girl.

 

A car and an apartment.

 

I think you may not have read the question correctly. It's what do you want, not what are you doing. With that said, you eat bratwurst at Christmas? I'm not really one to judge, as going to Denny's has become our Christmas tradition. We go ALL out; I get the steak.