You're in a room with 100 boxers..

If you're in a room with 100 boxers,

and you get $1,000 bucks for doing one round with each boxer but your face gets deformed more each time,

how many rounds would you go?

 

for me it would be could instead of would. those guys are too fast for me.

 

Untill I pass out. Then I would use some of those money for a plastic surgery.

 

none. if the prize per round was higher, i would have a different answer, but $1,000 is not worth facial deformity.

 

Just look at Mickey Rourke, plastic surgery won't help you after that kind of shit.

 

Since I can box and got me some Muhammed Ali left jab---bring 'em on.

 

Ha. I don't have any boxing skills. I'd be on the floor after the first round in need of plastic surgery that would cost much more than $1000.

 

I don't think most real boxers are concerned about needing plasic surgery.

 

^^^ Ali used to say that the reason he still had such a pretty face after all his matches was because he was such a great boxer.

 

Can it be Manny Pacquiao? I've always wanted to be beaten up by a congressman.

 

he got knocked THE FUCK OUT his last fight

 

Ali also can not carry a conversation from all the blows to the head. He smiles, Waves at the crowd and mumbles. But thats the price of prize fighting.

I cant say how long i would last, Who are the 100 boxers? If mike tyson is the first, Your gonna be missing an ear too.
But the first few wouldnt be bad, But round 4-5 your going to be tired of juke/dive running from jabs and blows to the face and you will get thrown in a corner and they will KO you or beat ya until TKO.

Every fighter has a plan until the bell rings and then its a free for all. I cant say "how" long i could last.

 

Hmm. 1stly 1k usd is fuck all to get effectively mutilated. So I wouldn't do that. Even for mega mega-money instead. Reason being, if you need say 80 stitches after being opened up (as the op suggests), I don't think plastic surgery can help. Maybe I'm wrong, dunno? I wouldn't fancy being called "disfigured".

In streetfights, I've never worried at all about disfigurements. Altho I'm careful around bottles potential weapon stuff etc. Its a different mindset/situation there than in a sport.

I've wondered about bareknuckle and stuff in the past. But the reality is that you get cut up like anything without gloves. So, I'd have given that one I wide berth if I was gonna get opened up.

I've done lots of martial arts, and sparring and stuff. But from being knocked out in the early days, I know that concussion does fuck your head up.( insert witty response here people! ) I've seen ex-pros of the older generation who are seriously fucked up. Even the older Klitschko has some neuro damage, and he's a really clever guy.

Other sportsmen have a really easy life in comparison.

 

Yeah he did. Marquez wanted to prove he beat him last time too. I didn't watch it, it looked good. Pacuiaos family wants him to quit boxing now.