grrr, silly pony...

I gave my horse a wash today because he was covered in sand - he is white and the sand in the paddock is really dark...

and so what does he do when he goes back in the paddock?
thats right, he rolls around in the black dirt...

lol, he's such a dork

he didn't just turn the colour of the sand, he had chunks of it all over him, even on his face

ahhh he's so adorable

 

haha yeah.,.
i gave my sloth a bath today...hes such a silly bitch, that sloth...

 

haha wtf kayla

 

hahaha..yeah, hes always getting himself into some crazy hijinks..

 

You have a sloth?
haha I love them!

 

yeah..he loves beer, he sucks on the bottle like its a nipple..
hes such a lazy ass though, he wears a diaper...

whats your horses name..

 

His name is Zorba lol I'll have to see if he'll drink some beer with me

haha I gotta get me a sloth one day
whats ur sloths name?

 

Quit bragging about having a pony.....

And Kayla...your sloth was over here last week and drank all my beer.

 

Can you guess the #1 reason girls aged 12-18 like to have a horse?

 

Is it the same reason we don't want a bird?

 

haha, so thats where he was, he came home smellin of lube..

 

well the extra lube helped cause i didnt have to use any of my own, thanks daisymae

 

Hahaha!

 

calzone, you called me yesterday and said you wanted to have my sloth for the weekend, you said something about a shop vac and a bowl full of jello...