Santa's bag of Random Facts LVIII

I predict we will be dealing with the same bowelshyste in 2013 that we were dealing with in 2012.

 

some things never change

 

Tree's down. Now where do I put these boxes of decorations? Time to work that puzzle again...

 

Not new and improved bowelshyste?

We have a large plastic case to store decorations in. It's one of the few decently organized parts of our life here. Every year Christmas comes out of the box. Then it goes back in again.

 

I have that too, thanks to my recent organizing, but I have ended up with more decorations from my daughter and grandson living here. Now I have to buy another plastic tub for their decorations and find somewhere to stash it.

 

Yes. The plastic tub society.

 

I took a 2 hour nap.

I feel so groggy now

 

Best drink some coffee and stay up half the night, then.

 

It's the only way to go as far as I'm concerned. I'm so over corrugated. :smoking:

 

I think the shyte will increase as the new world order gets ready to put the chip into us. Our food is full of mind control goodies. The bill has been passed for the "mark of the beast" They should implement it in march. The only way is down folks. Unless we all join forces and overthrow the world government, it's over.

 

It'll be fun to do at home swaps of the chips...confuse the hell out of 'em.

:willy_nilly:

 

i will be long dead before a chip other than the potato variety ever enters my body

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

 

winter has finally chapped my lips....

 

mine are chapped as well.

and this fucking pedohpile creep meth head that keeps coming into my work looking for me and another associate is starting to chap my fucken ass

 

compt has 24 energy left...

 

My lips are getting seriously chapped for the first time this winter also. Time to get serious about Chap-Sticking them every night before sleep.

So r0llinstoned, what's this about a pedophile? You're not a child - why would this guy be looking for you?

Stinkin dink-sinkin prink think he wank a dank shank in a stinkin-a flank? O maybe shootin blank...maybe need a trank...maybe slink he dink inna frinkin-a klink. Yowzah.

 

Dont use chapstick. use vaseline or honey.


this guy keeps on like fucken touching us, and trying to get us to touch him around his waist lol. its fucking creepy. im either going to kill him or call the cops on him.

 

chap lips = drink more water

 

More water and I'll float off to sea. More wine, more shine, more wax-based slime. Chap-Stick Lap-Prick Sap-Wick Dew-Lip.

I think I've had too much wine tonight.

r0llinstoned, who the funk is this punk? Does he work in the same place you do? Where the funk does he come from? If he's employed by the same outfit you are, the solution is obvious. Get two witnesses to two incidents of his slimy shit, file reports, and his ass is grass.