Your Most Desperate Piece

We all know desperate times call for desperate measures...

And theres times you just don't have your piece, or access to foil, soda can, whatever.

Me and my friend used to work at an apple orchard, and we had a few buds, but nothing at all to smoke out of, and no money whatsoever...I think we had 40 cents or so combined. So somehow, my friend managed to make a bowl out of a fuckin' apple.

So, whats your most desperate piece?

 

Shit, I'd try the apple thing just for the hell of it, sounds cool, plus, I hear the taste of the smoke is affected.

Anyways, I say those pop can pipes are about as ghetto as it gets. You know you're desperate when you do that

(funny story: I was at work one day with this one coworker who is a fellow stoner. His friends come in and they're acting all weird, I couldn't tell why because I was standing off a bit doing whatever work I was doing. So they leave, and it turns out they came up to see him just to get a pop can...not a pop, just the can, so they could smoke. I just thought that was pretty damn sad, to drive all around just to settle for a pop can pipe.

 

ha you'd think they'd consult the soda machine for 50 cents instead of ask some dude

 

ive smoked out of a socket with a screen from under my faucet before.. foilies.. can pipes.. a bong made out of a water bottle, a straw and a mustard cap as the bowl.. a clay pipe (not dried clay lol).. but now i settle for my green metal pipe "pteradactyl penis"

 

a good disposible peice i discovered when living on teh isle of kauai was the papaya stem, as its hollow and papaya trees are everywhere...meaning probably less than a 5 minute walk from where ever you are.

the pop can has been my most desprate though...never again.

 

papaya is the same thing people back then used to make paper, btw

 

the thing they made paper with was papyrus

 

i like smoking out of apples to be honest. Although i prefer my lovley pipe over an apple anyday

One of my most despreate has been a pop can as well...and i hate it. I smoked swag out of a pop can, and it was the worst hit i ever had in my entire life. I plan to never do that again...

 

A small bamboo shoot will make an excellent chillum-like pipe, luckily i'm the only person in PA that has bamboo growing in their yard.
If i'm desperate i'll get a pen with a metal cap, unscrew it, empty out the ink tube, turn the head around and push it into the pen (a little bit of bubble gum can be used to seal the bowl in place in a pinch) and viola a 1-3 hit bowl.

 

it all depends, if I have a party bowl i could make a quick gravity, or a hand held gravity (wit the hole at the bottem).... i dont think i will smoke out of cans anymore, bad habit.

 

a always have access to cans, the supermarket near me has their name brand soda cans for 25 cents, so worst comes 2 worst thas wut im usin

 

Done those!! And, yes the soda pop can thing is the absolute worst followed by joints rolled with the paper covering a tampax. Yuk.

 

im quite sure im goin to hell for this but ive rolled jays with pages outta my bible
also u guys r pussies popcan hits arent that harsh if u want harsh try a brown bag blunt that is harsh

 

I've done an apple before, there actually nice. BUT why is every one saying pop cans are bad? I've never done one but what are they bad for you or something?

 

mmm ive smoked out of some weird stuff b4... such as a baseball bat. a mini one, and the handle had a hole and a bit in was the 'bowl'. besides a baseball bat ive smoked out of one of those M&M mini things but it ended up sucking real bad... rediculously bad hits... But yah, those are both my friends genius ideas lolll

 

at one restraunt i use to work at we'd carve a baby red potato into a bowl and smoke out of it, after awhile of being there, i became pretty well at the art of potato sculpting

 

yeah thats probably the worst ive done, not too terrible tasting though...actually newspapers probably the worst, with all the ink and junk...its amazingly hard to roll as well!

 

haha, potato pipes. the most desperate thing i've ever used was a can. they're not THAT bad.

 

i often use apple pipes because i almost never have foil or anything. and i never have paper so i use bible pages.

 

An apple