Why do we have two hands?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dude111, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Find out here :)

    Very educational!
     
  2. storch

    storch banned

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    We have two hands so that our arms don't look like they dont' match.
     
  3. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    So that I can choke you while I jerk off.
     
  4. storch

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    Alright, but you had better reciprocate!!
     
  5. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    We have two hands so that we can clean nose with the left hand, without making the right hand dirty. lol.......:smilielol5:
     
  6. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Lmao
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    So you can drive while picking your nose... Obviously!
     
  8. Rebecakasak

    Rebecakasak Member

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    so that we can eat and scratch at the same time..:)
     
  9. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    ....so that we can easily change clothes on our own.
     
  10. simmi

    simmi Banned

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    We have two hands because we have two arms two legs to eyes.
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So I Can Change Hands At 100 Strokes Without Missing A Beat...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    We have two hands because fifteen hands is the measure of a horse
     
  13. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Reach arounds
     
  14. thudlmao

    thudlmao Member

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    .....so that we can slap others hard.
     
  15. storch

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    I think that question can be best answered with a question: Without more arms, where would the third or fourth hand go that wouldn't be . . . creepy?
     
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