Do you consider yourself an expert at anything?

From sportscars to quantumphysics, is there a certain area you would call yourself an expert in?

Post scriptum; do not try to be funny and say sex. The only real expert is me.

 

Innovation!

 

It must be awesome to be an expert at innovation.

 

Yes, modesty.

 

That is a talent, not necessarily an area of expert.

 

Perhaps you are right but after that post I feel I can't post my many areas of expertise.

 

Don't be shy, feel free to share your expertises with us.

 

I don't know about now but I used to be an expert in the interpretation of the law regarding the mental health act.

 

It is not shyness.

 

I am an expert at having too much fun.

 

I'm an expert at using the same font colour in every one of my posts ...unlike someone in this thread

 

I can smell bullshit anytime.

 

i consider myself an expert at many things. nobody else does though.

 

Perhaps I'm tooting my own horn here, but I would consider myself a good enough horseback rider to be almost an expert. Everybody knows almost doesn't count though.

These days my expertise lies within changing diapers, sucking snot out of other people's noses, doing every day chores with a baby on my hip....

Perhaps it doesn't sound extremely exciting, but that wasn't the Q.

 

I am an expert on SOME types of music... like 70s/80s new wave, post-punk and synth pop.

I am also a self-professed expert on weight loss.

 

No, I am always learning.

 

So experts stop learning once they reached a certain level?

 

No expertise but a lot of useful skills that sure come in handy.

I like to tinker with things and learn how to fix things. So far it has worked out fairly well. Most common things I can find a way to do with the exception of more than basic electrical as for some reason I am leery of fooling around with it more than just replacing an outlet or a light fixture.

I also love to cook and am often asked why I have never chosen to do something with that. To me then it would no longer be for enjoyment but would become an obligation.

 

I'm somewhat of an expert in alternative developing and/or cross-processing of obsolete motion picture film stocks and the nontraditional uses of them.

 

I can make my belly do a wave! I also own a lot uselesss pro wrestling knowledge.

I'm an expert at... bartending? maybe, I was pretty good until I quit until I got bored with it.

I know! I'm an expert driver. I've driven through crowded city streets
through the country hitting possums a treat
Alaska driving on black ice
Easy! My insurance will pay the price
Renting cars the best
hitting a speed bump at 90 a test

Ok I kind of suck a poems.