Lodog's mental urination thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodog, Dec 26, 2004.

  1. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I'm bored as hell at work so I figured that I'd bitch about it and put it under a stupidly named title that makes no sense.

    Graveyard shift sucks.

    I'm not joking. I'm this close to reading the entire "Let's make this the longest thread ever in Hipforums" thread starting at page 1. Just to find out how many IQ points you would lose doing something so asinine.
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I decided to write a poem in dedicated to this post.


    Lodog's mental urination thread
    Is all I have while work is dead
    I had to come in anyway they said
    but I would rather be in bed
    Longest thread in forums I almost read
    but a healthier choice was to just eat lead
    Hell I'd even watch that terrible movie Drop Dead Fred
    Than sit here after my mind just fled
    end~~~
     
  3. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    whats your job
     
  4. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I work in a post surgery ward at a hospital as a nurse.

    We only have 2 patients on the floor at the moment and they are both sound asleep.
     
  5. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    sounds boring. i think im gonna go to bed. have fun!
     
  6. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    sure just rub it in why don't you...
     
  7. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    Maybe you should take a nap there. After all a nap there would be way better than in your own bed since you'd be getting paid to nap.
     
  8. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Can't.


    Just on the offhand chance the ER will send someone up I can't be caught nappin.

    I'll just rest assured that I'm gettin paid to play on the net for about 9 hours.
     
  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    awwwww now lodog ,,, be thankful that ya have the net to play around on for 9 hours of probably sheer nutter boredom,,,,, back in the old days we didnt have the net to amuse us while we had them boring xmas shifts on graveyard in the hospital.... i can say i did alot of reading n crossword puzzles in them days :p
     
  10. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    The worst part is knowing that where you're at it's already almost 2 hours past 7. Over here I still have 2 and some change to go.

    So it is with hate in my heart that I must damn the timezones for not being in my favor. "Damn you timezones, Damn you straight to hell."
     
  11. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    the real bad boring, i wanna sleep time til ya get yer second wind
     
  12. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    I'm being overly dramatic, because it's fun to type in an overly dramatic style.


    It doesn't suck that bad though.

    on an interesting side note, I hope whoever reads this thread doesn't hate the constant barrage of Groucho Marx's mug.
     
  13. Mistress_Sassafras

    Mistress_Sassafras Member

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    LOL.

    I was just thinking how much I like your sig.
     
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    i was just using it as like one of them there dot n line pictures head shrinkers give ya to look at n what i could make of it;)
     
  15. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Awesome.


    They let me off an hour early.

    see you people in the funny papers.
     
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