Girls - What would you do if you had a penis for a day?

They'd have to enjoy getting a boner at least once. When you have a boner, the world is your oyster.

 

I know if I had a pussy for a day I'd be so tempted to get numerous men to fill it up with cum and enjoy it dripping down my legs all day.

 

This. I think women would finally realise how much more difficult it is for men. I reckon most would need a lot longer than a day to get their end away

 

They'd do the same thing men do. Walk around all day getting frustrated at women. Then they'd pee standing up, dribble on the floor and get yelled at. They'd crack a boner at inopportune times and sit there thinking of Margaret Thatcher and Hillary Clinton in a 69 to get the damn thing to go down.

Then they'd go to bed, get ignored by their woman, and end up rubbing one out in the shithouse at 3 am while watching porn on their smartphone.

When they woke up the next day without a penis, they would fall to their knees and thank the deities that they could now control their lives again.