Who else thinks of breasts as simple udders?

For a lot of us guys seeing a lovely breast or part of a breast does funny thnigs to our body. If this werent the case we would quickly tire of these "funbags". I find them all atttractive..big , small, oddly shaped, whatever. And even those silicone ones that give the appearance of a fully aroused breast ... lovely

 

There is a car in my town with personalised number plates & it refers to small breasts.
A woman drives it too.
I love small tits & the nipples protruding out thru girls tops if they (nipples) are either cold or aroused or for any other reason.

 

Well I like my breasts, never thought they got in the way, I like their look, their feel and the feelings I get from them.
I also like other women's breasts as well. :2thumbsup:

 

I will not sit idly by while you insult tits. Downvote for you, sir.

 

I find breasts attractive. Most ladies I have known find they can be quite sensual, as the nipple has strong sensations for some women. I have known a few that can orgasm with only nipple stimulation, genuine nipple orgasms.

So, yes, breasts can be very stimultating.

 

OP is sort of a douche, regardless of his personal opinions about the attractiveness of tits.

Tits are not the world's greatest thing, but they're pretty cool. So fuck you, why would I come lie about my opinion on an anonymous website, just to make women feel better about udders?

 

Do you mind sharing your pair with us?

 

I was only joking... Rep me up!

 

Why do you think if you dislike breasts, everyone else does too?

 

I love breasts, big ones small ones, they are simply delicious.....

 

So we're cows, now? I guess you're not gay and don't find women sexually attractive. Congratulations.

Newsflash: calling something by a (perceived ) derogatory name won't make it into that thing.

Breasts are what they are. They are both sexual and functional. We are supposed to look healthy and attractive to potential mates, and be able to nourish our babies.

I personally hate feet, they look so gross to me. I could make a thread about how feet are just hooves for dirt stomping, or I could just go on with my life knowing that other people don't feel the same way as me.

 

You need to make this thread in the Barefooter forum. :devil:
That would be amusing.

 

Awesome exchange. :rofl:

 

Breasts look even better with my spunk running down them.

 

I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that I LOVE TITS!

BIG TITS!

HUGE, GIGANTIC, DROOPING, PENDULUOUS BREASTS WITH GREAT BIG SAUCER SIZED AEROLAE.

The softness and heaviness of huge breasts hanging down, with nipples like twin beacons of fertility, perched on a big, round belly, flowing into broad, fleshy hips before dropping down to a gloriously large ass are the symbol of the Earth Goddess, giving life and nourishment, providing stability and welcoming the body back in death.

 

I'd motorboat those....
I'd motorboat the hell out of them!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

you're being creepy lately.

 

udderly ridiculous...

Reason guys don't have boobs is we would never get anything done.