I've had it! I attract too many gay men!

Like the title says! I am straight, and want only women. But for some damn reason, almost every gay guy that comes into my life as a friend or otherwise, wants to do me!

Last night there were 3-4 guys online in a chat group (my friends) that were talking about me.... I dont get it.

And of course my wife laughs everytime this happens.... WTF?!

I mean... do I look gay?!

 

i don't know, the hairstyle looks a tad metrosexual but i never would have thought of it if you hadn't brought it up.

why does it bother you? i've had a few gay guys hit on me, and i was flattered.

 

Okay this is kind of an outdated picture. I am actually growing my hair out long. But, the reason it bothers me is because every time I hang with them, its always, "ooo look at you christopher" then they try to touch me and stuff.

I am totally fine with gay guys as friends! I tell them my boundaries, but, its like fighting off rabid wolves!

And my wife things its hilarious.... I think she really wants to see me get laid by a guy!

 

You dont want to know.

 

mmmm... maybe stop wearing an earring in your left ear

and if you keep a red handkerchief in your back pocket, maybe take it out

 

i thought right was the gay ear?

is that even true or is it one of those elementary school myths?

 

consider it a compliment, gay guys have good taste in men. If you're attractive to gay guys you're prolly just as attractive to women.

 

You are kinda pretty:smilielol5:

 

this from the internet

so obviously getting a particular ear pierced doesn't make you gay or straight, but some people might interpret a piercing to mean something

if he has a problem with gay guys coming on to him, having no piercing might help by not providing anyone with a basis for misinterpretation

if their attention is bothering you, you can just make it clear that you don't like it, which would probably come across in your tone of voice. if they are persistent and it really bothers you, you can either stop being friends with them, or threaten to eat at chic-fil-a. either way will get your point across

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence....

 

Thats why if I want to watch sports or NASCAR I have to turn to the left to be able to hear it

 

You look so flamingly gay, that I think I just turned gay looking at you.

 

Lol this thread reminds me of this....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0lFGBYRtU"]does this shirt make me look gay - YouTube