Car Sex

What are some good positions for car sex? I have a 2000 Silverado 1500 if that helps.

 

If you wish to be bottom you could go with a compact. If you are a topper you could go with a far larger model.

I personally do not allow my car to have sex as I am not insured for that.

 

update ta a bigger one. more leverage :rofl:

 

Put your dick in the exhaust pipe. But make sure the engine has been off for some time, otherwise the condom will melt.

 

:rofl:

 

Why use a condom at all. You won't get an STD from it or get it pregnant.

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C/S,
Rev J

 

I'm not so sure....I had an old car that had been around.

 

man sits in the middle of the back seat facing front. Woman sits on the console between the front seats facing him legs spread. From there, be creative....

 

Doggy style in the back seat with her grabbing the window will...by far the hottest...but it can get messy in the car unless you have a condom on

 

not true. i fucked my van bareback, and 9 months later a smart car popped out of its exhaust pipe.

 

depends, are you driving or is the car parked

 

Drive it to a place with a bed and a bathroom.

 

A mattress and sleeping bags, in the back of that thing, under the stars in the middle of nowhere.

You have no idea how much you just ruined all my fantasies of you Karen...
:bigcry:

 

[sigh] Okay, pull over and I'll give you a blowjob.

 

Awesome.
My faith in humanity and all that is good and righteous, restored. :sunny:

Takin notes there BigHiff? BJ in the front seat is car-sex 101.
BJ in the front seat at 75 mph down a desolate highway, both of you stark ass naked, smokin a doobie? Car-sex PhD dissertation material.

 

haha....nice....please tell me you haven't done that...

 

Does it have four wheel drive? A nighttime drive on a secluded beach is super-romantic, and provides unlimited bathroom access. Do the girl a favor, and carry along some basic paper products in a bag. We appreciate guys who are thoughtful enough to think about our basic necessities. It's kind of sexy.

Nobody ever has to deal with anything like that in movies, but Hollywood never gets anything right about sex. Those people don't even mess up their hair when they fuck.

 

Wow... thanks for the tip and all, actually really nice advice.

But that sure was a thread killer tho...

 

Like your parked RV. :afro:

 

Aww... I didn't mean to do that! Just because a girl's equipment is more high-maintenance, it doesn't mean we can't be creative.

My hubby always keeps a bag in the back of his Jeep with paper towels and toilet paper. He knows I always have KY Jelly in my purse. If he has 'creative' sex in mind, he knows to plan a route that takes us near a place with clean public restrooms. But it's still just a novelty thing that we do now and then. For great sex, a big bed is hard to beat.

For the record, my favorite backseat position is to put one foot on the floor and hang the other one over the back of the seat.

More square footage is definitely a plus. I can do a BJ anywhere, but I'd rather not have a gearshift poking me in the ribs.

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