Spoiler:humor ahead.In your own words, why do you piss on the seat in the Men's room?

I can't grasp why people do this. Guys, please enlighten me while trying to understand why you can't pick up a toilet seat with your foot before urinating.

Is it a thrill?

Are you too lazy?

Do you just not care?

Do you get money for pissing on the seat? (If yes, tell me where I sign up)

Are you getting revenge on the world?

 

I know you are coming in after me

 

My question is why does someone stuff the left toilet in the men's bathroom in the break room with brown paper towels ever night?

But yours is a good one too.

 

Women do this too and its disgusting. I think the women who do this try to "hover" above the seat so as not to let it touch their ass but then they get piss all over the seats and don't bother to wipe it up. Its disgusting how some women will leave a toilet. So gross.

 

In my humble experience cleaning the women's room at one of the stores I worked in - women do this A LOT.

 

Lol. As a woman, who works with a lot of other women, I agree with you. I think a lot of men would be disgusted if they saw the state of many womens public washrooms. I am often shocked and appalled that my own gender can have so little care as to leave the washroom in such a state.

 

I always lift the seat and then put it back down when I am finished.

 

I do it to wash all of the dried piss off of it.

And yes women's bathrooms are horrid. I remember a couple years ago I had to replace a toilet in one of the women's bathrooms at work. I had the janitor clean it first, and still had to leave the bathroom closed for a day just to air out the awful smell before I would work in there.

 

When I do it I obviously do it because I don't want to touch the seat. In most cases I don't piss on the seat itself though so that would be accidental. But the times I don't want to touch the seat it is because the toilet is already filthy so yeah, I don't care. I didn't make it worse in those cases

 

In the case of not wanting to touch the filthy seat, I have always grabbed some toilet paper and used that to touch the seat in order to lift it. It is not rocket science.

 

If you don't make it more dirty because it's filthy already there is technically no need to lift the seat at all.

 

Unless you hit the seat and strait piss slashes your pants and nice sneakers.
If it splashes up from the bowl I always hope it's maybe a water/pee combo and not too bad.
I guess if you already smell like pee and wear bad shoes it's not a big deal.

 

This has never happened to me. I generally stand a bit in front of the toilet like normal guys. Perhaps I should add to clarify I rarely pee on the seat since I have a pretty solid aim.

 

i use my foot, even if the seat isn't visibly dirty.

even if the seat is gross, i'm sure it's no dirtier than the floor i'm already standing on anyway, so it's not hurting my foot to lift the seat.

yeah, i don't get that one either.



and yes, women are gross. you would think it would be the men that are proud of their giant shits, but it's almost always the women that pop out a huge turd and leave it there for everyone to see and admire.

 

Hahahaha...I laughed but wanted to vomit at the same time. So gross...and not ALL women do this! (More than one is one to many mind you)

 

Yeah, I do that too.

This thread is so funny

 

Yikes, for a second there I thought you were admitting to being the girl that leaves behind your big dump for everyone to admire.

 

Do the Seat Pissers get excited for a big weekend of pissing on seats?

Do you guys give each other fist pumps for a seat piss gone well?

I want to understand. I know more of you are reading this.

Thank You for coming forward Asmodean.

 

Forget pissing on the toilet seat I usually shit on it.

 

I don't piss on the seat, I stand on it so that the head of my dick doesn't get wet.