Spoiler:humor ahead.In your own words, why do you piss on the seat in the Men's room?

You know better than that. You don't own a cat. At best, they own you. At worst, they tolerate your company until a better gig appears. So cats are like women.

Dogs are stupid, loyal, dirty and smelly. They always want to play and will do anything for affection. Dogs are like men.

 

So I pissed all over the seat at Border's Books and Music today. It was great. A bunch of pee splattered all over my nice DCs and formerly clean cargo pants.

Some guy who was washing his hands heard the splattering and dug through his wallet for a $50 bill. He didn't have a 50 and I didn't have change so he had to give me a 100 dollar bill!

Now I know why every one does it!!! I'm a changed man!!!

 

Why don't you weenies learn to use a urinal?

 

Because it's to hard to piss on the ceiling...