if water tasted like strawberries. then what?

i think if we were meant to drink water, it would taste along the lines of strawberries. i just dont see why something we need (like water) should taste how it does. Now beer...i wasnt a fan of in the beginning, and since it is "bad" for you i could see that tasting bad. if you want to continue to drink it, then acquire a taste for it. but WATER!? no mater where it comes from, or where its been...glaciers, springs, tap water shipped to a packaging plant, and put in bottles that says its from glaciers, or springs it all tastes like nothing. on the rare occasion that i do drink some...i feel like its robbing me of whatever "moisture" i have in my system. i then have to run to the fridge and get me a nice cold refreshing mt. dew or something.

so if water tasted like strawberries, would straw berries have to taste like water? who the hell would propagate a fruit that tasted like that?

so we live in a world where water tastes like strawberries. our oceans are Oh So Sweet. our rivers put off a magnificent smell of a midsummers evening with fresh cut strawberries, and a bowl of sugar. our taps flow with such a taste that makes everyones mouth tingle. (unless you are allergic, or dont like strawberries than this doesnt pertain to you!) i would no longer have to suffer the caloric wrath that is soda. NO LONGER WOULD I SUFFER THE WRATH!!!!!

but im growing up with this oh so sweet goodness. day in, and day out....."hey you want some water..its really good. maybe a little bitter for your taste, maybe its just not ripe enough" people sip, and they smile....all these sips and all there smiles. why are they smiling though? it cant be the water. theyve had this from day one. its not like just over night there was this magical transformation....people just didnt wake up in the middle of their twilight dreams for a drink, and realize that "holy shit, this water tastes just like strawberries!". it has always tasted like strawberries. and even with out realizing it...we are numb. numb to the pleasures that we could have had only while in season. now everyday is strawberry/water day. the poor fruit would cry if it ever existed...poor poor fruit. so what once was sweet has now turned me bitter. so fuck the sweetness of the strawberry water. it was there before we were born, and the sweetness will be here after we die. ​

 

well apparently this is the "dumbest post ever". i thought it was a random thoughts forum...and in my opinion...this is a pretty random post/ thought.

im also pretty sure that somewhere in the past its pretty possible that ive posted something dumber.

i think maybe the point is missed...not that i even know where to begin to explain it, but oh well. to each his, or her own

this actually put me in the mood for strawberries. thanks!

 

Ummm.... I like water!

 

water rocks

 

well i like vitamine water that tastes pretty good.

 

I rarely drink anything other than water, aside from coffee and beer...

 

water does come in flavors now, my cousin buys it all the time by the caseload. She gets flavors like peach mango, black cherry, orange, strawberry kiwi, & cider apple

 

im not exactly sure where my distaste of water came from. it truley does feel as though it robs me of moisture instead of hydrating me. maybe its psychosematic...but either way, it doesnt make me feel, or taste good to me.


i also have stopped drinking sodas ( i stated in the original post about mt. dew) sodas made me feel as though i was rotting on the inside. so now im a juice man (oh yeah, and vitamine water), and man how do i love juice!

 

Yeah juice is good! I love apple juice...

 

water needs no taste because it is pure (as you can get) and that ensures it has no icky after taste...itis refreshing

 

nothing has no taste. how would you know if you where drinking water if you couldnt taste it?

i guess i just like sweet. flavor. something strong.

mmmm. something strong.