Masturbation question

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Sexy dolphin, Mar 22, 2013.

  1. Sexy dolphin

    Sexy dolphin Guest

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    I recently tried anal masturbation with a cucumber ( I know lol, I don't own a dildo) and I have been getting bitty stools. Has anyone else gotten this from anal ?
     
  2. MindRiot

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    You should have required the cucumber to go get tested down at the clinic before you had intercourse with it.

    [/I have no real answers for you]
     
  3. Sexy dolphin

    Sexy dolphin Guest

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    Haha, very funny. Anyone else ?
     
  4. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I am sorry I have no answer for you but that was some funny shit right there. No pun intended.
     
  5. Inca

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    Invest in a dilo
     
  6. _Dahlia_

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    What do you mean by "bitty"? Do you mean it comes out in bits and pieces?
     
  7. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    If you mean rabbit pellets, my guess is compaction. Water and fiber should set you right.
     
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