Haircuts

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Mar 29, 2013.

  1. JoanofSnarc

    JoanofSnarc Member

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    Hmmm lol, maybe I could work from home after all...

    Hawt, almost 53 yr old, heterosexual hairdresser with thick, healthy but greying, waist length hair. Will cut your hair for reasonable price (sorry, bj will cost you a whole lot more and hairdresser reserves the right to refuse service based on arbitrary factors). Don't worry, sit back and relax while I trim your locks. I have a bowl to fit everyone's head! :D
     
  2. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    Short military-style cuts look more presentable for dates anyway. Court dates too.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I was thinking the same thing. lol

    You are soooooooo witty, Aura. How come none of the other Caribbean girls I know are as smart as you?
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

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    I've been cutting my own hair for like 10 years. I'm admittedly a cheapskate.

    Don't worry though, grows back.
     
  5. acuarela

    acuarela Member

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    I sense some sarcasm haha

    I think it's because people are different, even when they come from the same general geographical location.

    I'm sure there's other smart Caribbean girls out there, a rare few might even be smarter than me! And I think with ok grammar, people's wit is often increased in their written communications.
     
  6. broony

    broony Banned

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    Rat go back to the facial hair and you will care less about your hair cut.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Looking sharp mate :2thumbsup: Not so bad at all. Not that I'm into good haircuts (although this year will definately mark my return to the hairdresser - it's been over 10 years :p). By the way I also thought about a 'fade' when I go short. Better explain it well (and in time) I see! :sultan:
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i cut one of my own once in a while, when it irritates the back of my ears, or neck, or the weather is to warm and i start shedding. i don't do it for looks, but for comfort. i try to be inconspicuous about the rest of my appearance, but my hair never would grow out long.
     
  9. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Some of the biggest mistakes I've made have been haircuts.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    an angel isn't a physical life form, it is a word humans invented for things nonphysical about which they know nothing, but love to pretend to, and even make war on other humans who refuse to pretend the same things as themselves.

    of course i like the idea of non-physical things that are helpful and nice, but nix the nice = supportive of hierarchy nonsense, which seems to be the concept as expressed in abrihamic religions.

    at any rate, certainly a creative habliment, which is nice, but unfortunately does nothing to disguise the human species.
     
  12. Lostsoul667

    Lostsoul667 Member

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    never cause i buzz my hair myself, number 1 for the win
     
  13. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^ Weird guy looks weird.
     
  14. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    my barber hasn't a good command of the local language, so most of the time you get a haircut that he thinks you wanted, not the one you ordered ;).

    As a young man I lived near a US garrison and I used to go to the same civilian barber as the military stuff. 'Gimme a white line' was the key word and you got a hair cut that made every officer made proud of you ;). Well, nowadays I like my hair a little bit longer ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    If All You Guys Let Your Hair Dread Like I Have, We Would

    Never Have Had To Read This Boring Thread...:hide:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Now if he lets just that strip grow, he can pretend he's a flower.
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i usually get the clipper cut..because i like to get my moneys worth

    i do my beard myself with 1/4 or 3/8 clippers....then tell the hair lady to buzz me with 1 inch and taper the sides down to blend with my beard

    it costs maybe $10 and i usually tip an extra $5
     
  18. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    I hate them too.

    Usually I like to let my hair grow out, and then get it cut every second month or two.


    Every single time I go back there, they don't want to cut it short. They say that they can't do it, and I have to politely ask several times before they do it. Recently I've started going to a barber (although with only female haircutters), and they're better, but still are iffy about cutting my hair. Apparently it's rare to find a guy with curly hair who knows how to take care of it, so they're reluctant to 'mutilate' it. When I went to a fancy salon (yeah yeah, I know... I'm a hipster) the guy there actually refused to cut it short and made me get a fancy cut or leave.

    I didn't have this problem when I had dreadlocks...
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Well, The Simple Solution To Your Problem Is To Let Your Hair Dread Again.

    I Thought They Really Suited You...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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