Cello anyone?

I have a cello but I don't know a thing about it, I guess it might be hard to teach someone to play an instrument over the computer but is there anyone that plays one that might be willing to show me how?????

 

hi . i am a music teacher . animate .

 

so does that mean you can teach me to play the cello over the computer?????

 

ok . yes . do you have plenty imagination ? please engage it now and write
to me , animate your cello . touch my ear . what is the name of de' cello ?

 

the thick string is tuned to C, then G , D , A. the tricky part is using the bow. you have to keep it the same speed aand then you keep time by how far youve gone on the bow. all the scales should be the same as a violin or mandolin, but they are tuned GDAE.

 

wayfarer's lesson would be about #87 ...

lesson 1 is name your cello .
lesson 2 is how to tuna fish .

 

ya , i get it . yooz gonna just shine this on like you got some good instincts and is afraid of the real adventure . anyway , i did take you seriously and so here's lesson 3 . remove two of the strings , the thickest one and the thinnest one .

 

im not sure if you want to be taking lessons from tikko . . .

 

if a virtual student knows nothing , how does the virtual cello get tuned ? the tuning will evolve from the veritable root of music , and she has a master of the root at her service . lesson 4 : from the root , make tea . make it hot like jazz .

 

ok, jazz is the music of unemployment. its okay if you find yourself there, but when you do, you know its time to get out quick.

i'd say while going about learning a new instrument, before you develope bad habits, you want to learn the proper way to hold the instrument and the bow. it will feel very uncomfortable fo quite some time, and youll be tempted to do it your own way, which makes more sense to you. its important to get used to the correct way, because it will free you up later on when you have to play difficult things.

 

yeah, i think i'll probably take lessions the traditional way.....i have taken cello lessons when i was 12, & i kinda remember some stuff.

 

that is so not true man, how could you say that about jazz? there may not be spots for jazz musicians out there like there are for symphonic players, but you can't knock the genre because of that. a jazz musician can be as technically skilled as a classical... it's just wrong...

back on the cello topic thing, i love the cello, it's always been one of my favorite instruments. i had a chance to learn it back in high school but never jumped at the opportunity.

 

and lesson 5 : completeness

 

didnt say jazz was bad. but it is the music of unemployment. punk music is bad, but theres plenty of jobs and oppourtunities.

 

yaya , a girl who kinda remembers some stuff

can play bad punk cello oko oko

thassa fine '

 

I don't currently own one but I have played cello for over 10 years. I'll help you as much as I can online. Just PM me

 

if ya already know how to hold it, i can help ya with some theory and teach ya some bluegrass or rocknroll songs. all string instruments are the same to me. i also have a 90 year old nice tenor banjo (tuned same as a cello) if any you celloist are interested.

 

virtual cello lessons could be a challenge..i find it hard enough and i've had conventional ones since i was 6. i'd def go for conventional..increases likelihood of success a lot methinks..

love daisyness xxx

 

cellos are hard to play if you aren't a string player already. ah i love cellos. they're so beautiful. 'Apocolyptica' are a heavy metal band consisting of completely cellos, some acoustic and some electric. they are AMAZING.


also, cello's are very erotic. *raises eyebrows*

 

Mandocello....
.......get with the program kids