Oh,my poor plumsack!!

Seems I have developed a hydrocele on one of the little generals. Before I went to California the last time ,I went to the pee-pee clinic to find out what to do about it. Doc says "I can take care of it right now if you want". "Uh-OK. What are you going to do?" Says "Just pull your pants down,lie up here on the table and I'll drain it". Huh. Not sure how that works,but I follow his instructions. He leaves the room,while I'm lying there with the nurse gazing at the lovely generals and me wondering what's coming next. Although ,I have an idea.

Doc re-enters the room with a VERY LARGE needle set up and says--"OK,just relax now". Yeah-well--that's not going to happen!!

So basically I'm stiff as a board thinking about what's coming and sure enough--he sticks that big-ass needle right into my sweaty little tea-bag.

He drains out some liquid that looks like clear water and says "this is temporary,but if it comes back,I'll fix it in a permanent way". Hmmm. What does that mean,I wonder. Damnit,it means that either I invest in a wheelbarrow to lug 'em around or he has to cut me open and--jeez--ahhh--damnit.

Why me?? They were just dangling there looking sort of cute ,if ineffectual and now they need so much more attention than I ever wanted for them!! Oh, Woe is me.

 

Aw, you need some TLC. Testes lump caressing.

 

I do. Yes I do.

 

awww man im sorry...that sounds like a huge fuckin bummer...why not just get fake ones? i know thats possible..maybe expensive though...or u could just be okay with only having one. i know there are a lot of guys out there with just one and they are doing just fine. here's an internet hug though, just in case odon's pic didnt help make u feel better

 

Thank you. Needed that. I don't know if one has to go bye-bye- or what. Golf balls would work,I guess. Damnit--I still use 'em!

 

In an orchiectomy, the scrotum is cut open (A). Testicle covering is cut to expose the testis and spermatic cord (B). The cord is tied and cut, removing the testis (C), and the wound is repaired (D)

Orchiectomy is the surgical removal of one or both testicles, or testes, in the human male. It is also called an orchidectomy, particularly in British publications.


are usually done under local or epidural anesthesia

Read more: http://www.surgeryencyclopedia.com/La-Pa/Orchiectomy.html#ixzz2PcA2cf23

 

ewwwwww

 

I think in the olden days they just chopped off the whole 'sack'- so atleast this is a step up.

 

Hello,

you guys know how to cheer up poor scratcho .

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

guess how this sacs are crafted:



Regards
Gyro

 

RICE!!!
Rest Ice Compression Elevation!

 

Undergarment with a testicle pouch and genital space
US 5870779 A
http://www.google.co.uk/patents/US5870779

 

nuts...

 

Owww

 

Thanks Skip. Yeah,my doctor took a damn flashlight and my sack lit up like a xmas tree! So--no cancer. Always had big suckers anyway,(literally and figuratively!) but this will not stand.

 

just take em out...its not like you still need them anyways

 

sorry to hear about the problems with your nuts

sounds like they are doing ok now though

may you and your nuts live long and prosper

 

My balls hurt after reading this.