What alignment would you make this character? random forum game

Its time for randomness nerdy/geekiness.

I'm gonna post a character description, and if you are familiar with the D&D game and alignment system, then post which alignment you would make this character out of the options provided.

Here's the character description:
He don't really trust anyone or anything at all because they all tend to oppress my freedom to do whatever i want to do which is what i long for and really only care about despite seeming like i don't. They also can be really lazy when it comes to everything and anything. I believe that good and bad are subjective as what one person views as good another will view as bad etc. For example: He slept with his good friend who was dating someone at the time, however this person offered him to do it with him when he brought it up in a conversation one night and then person in question changed his mind while doing it with him so he stopped due to him changing his mind. He was enjoying it until he stopped and since then has been furious with this person. So
because he sensed that this person was gonna kill the enjoyment for him somehow, afterwards and is still am irritated that he backed out. He has also gone and sold a Christmas present after being told not to for money, because he was craving Popcorn at the time. He also for the longest time made it out to look like He forgave his mother but he really went over to her and her current lovers place to eat and so she can't say that he don't see her at all.
He will always respect his mother for bringing him into this world but does not trust her.

He also believes that people should be free to do whatever they want, however whatever they end up doing with that freedom is on them to deal with not him.

He also don't use violence but doesn't consider himself a pacifist because if he could find a way to use it with their lack of upper body strength he would.

He also don't like being told no but he tends to swallow their feelings about the issue and pretend like he does like being told no.

*Disclaimer* This is for amusement/my further understanding aka curiousity of the D&D alignment system and everything related to D&D.

*Disclaimer* For this case, hypothetically say its the DM who is asked to pick an alignment because this character cannot be placed by the person playing this character for some reason.

*Disclaimer* this is about Dungeons and Dragons alignment and the Dungeon master role etc.