Wanted: 'Adventurous Woman' to give birth to Neanderthal

Discussion in 'Parenting' started by Justin_Hale, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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  2. bird_migration

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  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    No, I think it would be terribly sad to bring someone into this world who doesn't belong in this time.
    I've read that neanderthals couldn't even talk because of the location of their voice boxes, just make sounds, and they went extinct because they had more brawn than brains.

    I volunteer Bird for this, however. We could kill two birds with one stone if he gave birth to a cave baby. ;)
     
  4. odonII

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    Do you think they would look like this:

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    or

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    ...and do you think their children looked like:

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    It would not be fair to bring a person into the world that sounded like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM"]High-pitched voice theory - Neanderthal - BBC science - YouTube

    Too monty python
     
  5. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Probably more like this:

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    They most likely didn't have cell phones back then so theyd've had to yell to communicate over great distances. .................................
    I hope they don't do this because the poor dude would be kept in a bubble/cage and experimented on for his whole life, I'm sure.
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Didnt Barbara Bush already do this?
     
  7. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    Awesome! Did they found someone?

    Imo random people shouldn't affect science. There is a reason why this /\ person isn't a scientist. And futhermore, random people like that aren't ones to decide what is stupid, evil or worthless.

     
  8. odonII

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    Looks legit.

    Well, it would be likely a clear framework would have to be established first. Affording any outcome rights and privileges. I doubt any sentient being could just be experimented on - especially one so close to us.
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    We would just never find out about it. He or she would be treated as a lab animal.

    Humans are being treated shitty even in first world countries, right under our noses. Look at cult places like Bountiful. Or in Utah. Most people have no idea, until one escapes and tells their story...
     
  10. Meliai

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    I wonder what it would be like to carry a Neanderthal baby and give birth to it. I thought at first the birth could be easier because humans have big ass heads, but the article says Neanderthal brain is roughly the same size.

    I have doubts that a woman could carry this to term.
     
  11. eatlysergicacid

    eatlysergicacid Creep in a T-Shirt

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    If only the professor was a woman.
     
  12. jmintuck

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    Wrong.

    on ALL levels, no matter which level you try to argue at.
     
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