Jake and the CHATman

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  1. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Possibly, but stress can also cause a women to have these symptoms. So worrying about being pregnant will make it look like you are.
     
  2. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Well...Ortus (and I find myself wanting to use Glen's fav name for you, Erectus :D ) it is very possible that her body could be already feeling the hormonal changes of pregnancy - which would be...sick, moody and hungry. You are right in that USUALLY when a person is sick they are not also hungry. so... :storkwithbaby: seems highly likely.

    If pregnant, she didn't do so by herself, so, I wouldn't say you aren't to blame, but that it would be both of your responsibility...which it seems that you are ready to step up. :2thumbsup:

    But, I will repeat that ultimately the decision to take the morning-after-pill was her's, and she chose not to.

    Regardless of whether she winds up pregnant or not, you still should feel super inspired now to figure out what the heck you really want to do, and go after it.

    For some reason, I can see you working at a Home Depot or Lowe's...there is LOTS of neat stuff a man could get into there, and especially for a young man, there is what you call "room for advancement" in one of those type stores. (You would totally have to pass a drug test there, as you will any "good" job.)
     
  3. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    Can you buy these vitamins anywhere or do you need to see a doctor?

    And true, either way, 9 months is a long time if she actually is, tons of time

    I'm thinking it is stress to be honest... Because she has been stressed out about this since it happened, plus now she's insanely stressed out about school too... So there is a very high chance thats its just stress. Thats why i'm not to worried about it
     
  4. danielleinthesky

    danielleinthesky Member

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    I am high and I have a weird pain on my hip bone
    not even really my hip bone
    I forget what it is called
    on my "v" shape down there
    lol
    does that make sense?
    Anyways, it hurts really bad

    hello
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    A Few Days Means Nothing, Cravings Start After Months, Not Hours...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    We can't let glen know its catching on.. that only fuels him :D

    I suppose i did play a minor roll in this little situation :p ..

    And thats not a shabby idea, I have an uncle that works at Rona, Ronna? either or... he's loaded, I dunno how, but he's one of the top managers or something, he makes more than i thought you could make at one of those places...
     
  7. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    Once you said "my "v" shape down there", I started having a mental block, but now I will say the weird pain is certainly in your vagina.
     
  8. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    She's not necessarily craving stuff, just simply eating all that is in sight...

    Thank gawd she could use a few extra pounds :D

    But yea I wouldn't necessarily consider that a huge deal as towards being pregnant, the only reason it worries me is because she's also been sick the past few days as well, who gets that hungry when sick? I know when i'm sick i don't want to eat anything...
     
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    you need to get your hands dirty at home depot/ lowes..
     
  10. danielleinthesky

    danielleinthesky Member

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    It would sound more accurate to say it is a pain on my vagina, instead of in my vagina.
    I don't know
    It is a weird feeling
    but I am not worrying

    what is everyone up to?
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    No Matter How Small *minor* Your Boi Bits Are, The End Result Is The Same...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    you can get them in the grocery store generally, or go to a separate pharmacy, here we have CVS and walgreens.

    9 months is not tons of time, get that out of your head right now. you need to be sticking money in a savings account NOW. and dont touch it. look into other ways to save, CDs or money-market accounts. i dont know if it makes a difference up north, but here credit unions tend to be better than banks.
    babies are not cheap. you need her to be in a no-stress zone. preggo or not, you should be showing her, NOW, that you can make, and save them money. that you are dedicated and commited, and that you want her to focus on school, and being healthy.

    it could be stress, and i wont discount that, but her symptoms are in the right time frame.

    this is my favorite ark story, even though i dont believe in it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs"]The Unicorn Song - The Irish Rovers - Lyrics , - YouTube
     
  13. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Ortus, you are the perfect everything to get a job at a place like that...young, fit, nice-looking (even though everybody says one's appearance isn't supposed to count, in reality it damn sure does!), and smart...well you'd NEVER have to interpret a dang poem there. :p

    Edit: As usual, ML is right...as a woman that has been pregnant, the time frame does fit, and I personally began to want to eat everything in sight within just 2 weeks of pregnancy...everything else she said is right, too. :)
     
  14. danielleinthesky

    danielleinthesky Member

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    I have been pregnant. My first "symptom" was ravenous hunger. But I will say, morning sickness will curb the hunger.
    You will know
    It is not kind
    Girls are weird, take it from a girl
    They could be virgins and still think "what if I'm pregnant?!?!" for any weird random reason
    I did not read about your situation
    So I am sorry if I am out of place
    but I just think you will know

    Or taste her vagina
    Vaginas taste different during pregnancy
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Old Saying, Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever, Perhaps She Has A Bug, Or

    As Somebody Else Said, She Is Just Stressed Out About The Whole

    Incident, And As We All Know, Stress Leads To Eating Binges...:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    oh really? that so? not in my experience. i craved a lot in between vomiting. and i had "morning" sickness all day and night for 5 months. i could have eaten a fucking house i was so hungry.
     
  17. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Does she know we all are very VERY (lol) interested in the outcome of this? :) lol

    And you are right not to worry about it...it is what it is. You can use this "event" time and use it to inspire you to DO WHATEVER IT IS you really want to do, or at least go for something...ya know what I mean? :2thumbsup:

    And about stress...I'm not saying it's not that...but stress usually makes a person sick and maybe moody. Its the hunger that keeps sticking with me.
    In another life, I've been "stressed" about this exact kind of thing more than once (possibly being pregnant, which I was not)...and I was sick and moody - but not the slightest bit "more hungry", ever.
     
  18. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    You had me at "Ortus, you are the perfect everything" :D

    ML does seem right doesn't she, that fears me, because I've yet to see her be wrong :p

    We should place wagers on this...

    :rofl:

    As logical as everyone elses answers are,

    I still prefer this one because it has the best outcome! lol
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    When I'm Stressed I Eat The Whole Fridge,

    Not Just The Contents...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    You're a man! :D

    Plus, you probably have the metabolism of a nuclear reactor, and your stress doesn't show later. ;)
     
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