The perfect man

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  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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  2. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    The perfect doormat!
     
  3. sojourner777

    sojourner777 Member

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    Is this a new way people are getting Rick Rolled? If so, you got me.
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Never heard of the guy but good for him.
     
  5. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I first tend to check for a pulse and breathing. After that it pays to be reasonable. ;)
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The perfect man = lean, muscular physique - intelligent - big penis - better taste in music than you - handsome looks - truthseeker - NWO expert = Pressed_Rat

    OK, I am being facetious... on some of those.
     
  8. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    God Help Us......:banghead:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

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    You were close. The changes are underlined.

    The perfect man = lean, muscular physique - intelligent - good lover - interest and good taste in music - handsome looks - truthseeker - comfortable in his own skin - happy with his job/profession - no deal breakers.

    PS: as Splectacles says: good sense of humour
     
  10. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    My first requirement is having a good sense of humor.
     
  11. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

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    :2thumbsup: Good one. I agree.
     
  12. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Great... that's just the song I need stuck in my head when trying to revise.
     
  13. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I thought his last name was Roll?
     
  14. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    The perfect man would never write a song that bad.
     
  15. magic_rocks

    magic_rocks ٱللهِ ٱلرّ

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    Oh?? Like, what are we talking here? 8"? 10"? 12"?!!!?!
     
  16. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    :rofl:
     
  17. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    damn i just got rick rolled.
     
  18. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

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    Yes,

    That's good

    Lets do some "men bashing"
     
  19. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    The funny thing is,Rick Astley didn't write this song.The production team Stock,Aitken and Waterman did.(They had a whole string of cheesy hits in the 80's) Rick was working as their tea-boy and they somehow roped him into doing it.
     
  20. magic_rocks

    magic_rocks ٱللهِ ٱلرّ

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    I wish mine was 12", I'd go around tearing girls in half with my psychotic animal ballistic behavior. I'm guessing Matt is a strong 9 1/2.. am I right? I'm a good judge of these kinds of things based off of internet posting personality.
     
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