This morning, I was making space on my smartphone. I have a huge collection of porn in it (about 5 Gb) and I decided to trim it. To decide which videos I was going to delete, I had to take a quick look at all of them... Oh my! I got so horny! I was sitting at the kitchen table, my garden in front of me, smartphone on the table... and so turned on! I decided not to masturbate, because I wanted to kind of edge, and I had to prepare something for work and do my deleting before it, then go to work... well, busy. I thought I'd throw all that energy on my man, tonight. But a friend called him to have a beer and he's gone. It's a good thing, because he was stressed and I know a couple of beers and a chat with his friends will help him relax. He doesn't see friends very often (things of life). So, I'm all alone. Perfect for a date. I'm going to bed, all naked, windows open... it's a nice, warm night for a change. I'll take my smartphone with me and watch porn... and I'll cum, cum and cum... yeah, 3 is a good number. Pluto is in front of my window. I won't see it, but I'm decided to tease it just the same. And there is Nunki, about 230 light years away, the second brightest star of the Sagittarius constellation. I'm spoiled! To think that Nunki's light has to travel so far to be seen by me! Should I feel really inclined to go on and anthropomorphize some more, I'd say that's a star that knows how to make a woman feel special. A star worth giving a show to!
Oh my! Reading this thread has had the same effect on me that your porn collection had on you! Thank you.
What a collection!!! I'd love to meet somebody with such a collection of porn and go through it with lots of sex. I imagine some cushions on a mattress on the floor, dimmed lights... the works. A whole weekend of porn zapping and the most decadent sex one could come up with. Bliss!
I hope you've done to yourself what I'd have done to you. And for the record: my date went so good! Nunki wasn't really visible, because the moon was shining kind of SE when I was at it. So, I had this powerful intruder with an apparent magnitude of almost -13 peeking at me, voyeur style. I was unfazed, and petulantly flaunted my stuff at it. Moonlight on my boobs and stomach, penetrating even in my navel, moon silver on my arms and legs... it was a date to remember! My second orgasm was one of the most powerful I remember having on a self-date. So powerful, I actually didn't go for number 3. It happened about 12 hours ago, and clit is still sensitive.
I definitely enjoy this thread! It "worked well for me" last night and will again tonight. Here it is a nice, clear, warm night with a bright moon above so I think I will go take my evening outside!
