Signs you spend too much time on hipforums

when your productivity drops 65%

 

...you posted in this thread

 

sounds like you've been spending too much time on hipforums

 

I have erotic dreams about myself a couple times each day.

 

2 yous or just 1 you?

 

When someone asks you what you've been doing, and you reply "I make memes of a bunch of pseudo hippies on an outdated forum"

 

When you've clicked new posts ten times and there's still nothing new yet

 

When you frittered away a decade or more of your life, have little or no in-person friends, no degree, no career, no family of your own, and fantasize about things that should have happened a decade ago and probably won't ever happen.

 

No Offence But I Find It Hard To Believe Anybody Would Take It

To These Extremes...



Cheers Glen.

 

^this...

or you keep going back to your User CP to see if anybody has posted after you or on a particular thread

 

-You come here to let out your sexual frustrations

 

i was installing new trailer lights earlier this evening (i like all my trailers to have efficient less fragile LED lights)...while sitting on a milk crate using a lighter to shrink the heatshrink tubes i thought "i wonder if this is how squirrel guy smokes his crack"

 

jesus christ....when will you people stop bothering pressed rat so much :sultan:

 

When you start telling your real life friends about funny things people have posted, and they just look at you with a blank stare

 

When you've been on the computer all day and take a break by logging onto HF.

 

When you think Skip is the guy inside The Barney the Dinosaur suit, as no one else can love that much purple

 

Been There, Done That...



Cheers Glen.

 

Just did that yesterday with thhe hip speed dating service thread...I find the first two pages absolutley hysterical.