in my fortune cookie..

I had chinese food tonight. This is what my fortune said:

I used to collect all of my fortunes and I once had a mirror covered in them..

 

Now you just need to grab something...

 

*dirty thoughts*

 

yep, that's all I could think of when I read the fortune, ha ha

Well you're supposed to add "in bed" to the end of fortunes..

 

I always got the one that they forgot to put a "fortune" in...

 

I have gotten a couple of those. What do you think it means?

 

I have no fortune...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYW_WwYHuM"]Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded [Official Music Video] - YouTube

 

ok
well that's good it doesn't mean death, or bad luck, or the plague

 

Fortunately...



You see what I did there...