Make no sense

All points of reference,nodal sine waves and improbability discombobulation units converged in Jimi Hendrix's cigarette lighter on 18th September 1970,along with assorted everlasting gobstoppers and seven freeze dried instant seahorses,Amen.

 

But there will always be fences with missing panels.

 

Everyone has purple and green toes.

 

Old McDonald had a server farm @ ei dot ei dot io

And on that farm he had hundreds of hard drives @ ei dot ei dot io

with a zerp zep here and a zerp zerp there, here a zerp, there a zerp, everywhere a zerp zerp

Old McDonald lost my connection cos he forgot to pay money on a power bill he owed

 

the corn is yellow...

 

and the beans are high, the sun is hot in the summer sky

 

Ker-Spoinkey-Doink

 

7 doctors, 3 elephants, and a slice of bolgna. 119. Blue. Fabulous!

The green one wins!

Raspberries!

Begin.

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me....than a frontal labotomy!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHyRCeKxhss"]Funny Italian What Time Is It (HD, Subtitles) - YouTube

WHAT TIME IS IT?

 

Yeah,well nine out of seven people can't do fractions and 98.2% of statistics are made up on the spot-which PROVES cats are green and all wheels are square!

 

True, but remember that the framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the pater noster.

 

Oh,McF,don't be so silly-everyone knows Hitler was assassinated by Attila the Hun in 1865 when Justin Beiber ordered his death for hiding all the orange crayons!

 

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

 

Shhh, Dracula is wearing New Hampshire.

 

His weasel has a flat tyre-better pump up the frog.

 

On his way to school the cat stopped as if meditating, observing a man standing
In a corner. Mm,he smelled like a nice KITTY that he had, so the cat followed him to meet his future cat girl friend.

The man could read the cat's thoughts so he went straight home, and introducen him to the burial place of EDGAR ALLAN POE.

A black cat with beautiful green eyes, gave him another shirt, and started dancing.

The man recited:

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

 

Once there was a little girl named Halitosis, but what happened next changed that bucktooth clown forever! Now all we do is eat peanut butter pie and shit hairy spiders.

 

all right
i know i'm in there
if i don't come out with my hands up
i'm coming in after me!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ4hgoTeHkg"]Seven Psychopaths Movie CLIP - Hands Up (2012) - Colin Farrell Movie HD - YouTube
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