Gonna follow my suspicious Neighbor

Seriously.. my neighbor was three teenagers and I'm not sure what they are doing over in the woods all the time but it's sketchy looking and I'm pretty sure they are smoking reefer... which is not okay...

I need to protect this fine neighborhood...
So, gonna follow them around and demand they tell me what they are DOING IN THE WOODS!!

I'll just take my tazer though... what do you think will happen?

 

They'll make fun of you

 

They'd probably just laugh at me and maybe think I've lost my mind...

esp cause know I don't care if they're in the woods or smoking pot.

actually they'd prolly know what im parodying.. prolly have no idea why i'd do that but yea...

no excitement here. sigh.

 

better idea.. take some rolling papers, blunt wrap or a bowl and a LIGHTER..

 

maybe i'd let them play with the tazer ...shoot some trees n smoke w them...

 

hahaha right on.

 

I'd come running over there...

"Im neighborhood watch....!!!" "I demand you tell me what you're doing here or just share the budz or... (takes out tazer)... I will shoot this tree!"

 

be sure to bring a Towel..

 

How can your singular neighbor be three teenagers? Really, I'm curious.

 

Weren't you accusing Zimmerman of stalking and what not lol?
Just last night.

Or was that someone else

 

Too many things fall under neighborhood watch. You can watch thieves steal your neighbor blind, You can keep a watch out for the cops, Keep watch for the weed guy to roll through to pick some up or you can go full retard and dress up in ballistic gear, Riot helmet/shield along with the tazer and go balls out and fight like you're re-taking Omaha beach lol.

Id let them be, They might be meth heads with fire power and up for a couple weeks. Just wait until the wood's goes boom and you will know.
Or call the 5-0 and say there is a bunch of muslims yelling death to America dressed in robes and head wraps.

 

you talkin to me? (cause I have someone in this thread on ignore)...
following that I would call stalking yes,... and yea, this thread is a joke. or pretty much it was supposed to be meant to show that if I followed a neighbor around saying shit to them id deserve what I got...
but it didn't come out that way when I realized they wouldn't take me seriously.
(at which point I decided just to be silly but it was originally meant to be like ...."hmm I wonder if it would be a bad idea to go start something with random ppl 'up to no good'?)

 

a ...towel?

hmmmm thinking....



still thinking...

 

You’re just paranoid

I’ll bet those kids are out there mapping the area for their research paper on the local woodlands, and studying such aspects as forest management, tree species and provenance, biodiversity, and forest modeling and forecasts.:2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

and smoking weed. im sure of it. :2thumbsup:


that's what I always did in the woods when I was a teen... smoked buds and mapped out the local plants, animals and bugs..

 

you'll trip on a tree root...fall on tazer and zap yourself unconscious

the kids will steal your arm band thinking its some new iphone device and you'll wake in a panic thinking you're going to jail for sure for removing it

 

lolz...what's that?

 

ha!

yea would be just my luck.


"but, but, but...noooo please.. I SWEAR ...I was doing neighborhood watch w my tazer and these potheads stole it when I shot myself w said tazer".... "save it smokey!"

 

Do I really have to tag along?